What Game Are You Ashamed You Played?

[wraggster]

Since McWhertor whiffed on "What Are You Playing," and Bash didn't do a TUD post either, and it's a slow news day, I'm bringing out the Giraffe to ask a question that, by its nature, you wouldn't want to answer.

But I'm gonna do it anyway because we're big boys and girls and can confess our secrets, and besides, only a complete imbecile would create a commenter account in his full legal name. So it's time to spill the beans. The TUD Giraffe demands:


What game — any console, any title, any era — are you most ashamed of playing?
Ideally, I'm talking about a game you would hide even if gamer friends came over. But it can be any game that just embarrasses you to say you played it. Bonus points if you still own it.

I'll admit mine here: I got "Playboy: The Mansion" from GameFly about three years ago, just because, hey, it was anonymous and no one would know, and I was lonely. What a crap game. The Sims with boobs, and little else. I think I got a U.S. senator to pose nude for one of my editions though, and got it on with her on top of a pinball machine. Oh Lord, now I'm thinking about Elizabeth Dole ... make it stop ...

So tell us, dammit! In the comments.

http://kotaku.com/381811/what-game-are-you-ashamed-you-played

[Sp3ct0r]

Haha lol I played Barbie's Horse Adventures on the Xbox because my sister got it and I was bored. :D

[greengorilla5]

I once played your mama and I am so ashamed because she sucked

[icecoolwas]

Zelda twilight priness, my m8s are like gangster and if they see me playing that they'll be like wtf its crap.

[aztekkid]

worst game ive played was "Mario and the Time Machine" for the snes.. such a dissapointment

[oooooomonkeys]

everyone always laughs when i say i like EDF 2017 on 360 but im not ashamed, i still love it EDF EDF arghhhhhhh (i stilll own it)

[Eviltaco64]

Yes, Mario's Time Machine for SNES was an absolute disgrace.
Along with Shaq-Fu, Fester's Quest, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

[JKKDARK]

I played some PlayStation 3 games on a video games store. Terrible really.

[Eric]

Ha Ha everyones going to laugh but i used to play and still own it The Little Mermaid for the NES. But i am going to write the reason why what kind of girl would play that game it was full of action the kind of action girls hate lol.

[newb_fo_life]

Hello kitty dream carnival :rofl: I lmao when i played it for 10 mins

[Hawq]

I have an urge to try any game the angry game nerd lays into that looks really bad, does that count, actually its an urge to play any bad games just to see for myself for example E.T.

[Ab5493]

Hello kitty dream carnival :rofl: I lmao when i played it for 10 mins

Thats nothing, Mines gotta be Viva Pinata :thumbup:

[Graxer0419]

Sonic Shuffle for the Dreamcast!!! I have never played anything else quite as painful!

EDIT: Appart from Sonic's Schoolhouse!

[Hawq]

I have an urge to try any game the angry game nerd lays into that looks really bad, does that count, actually its an urge to play any bad games just to see for myself for example E.T.

[gold2040]

played a Mary Kate and Ashley game my sister owned on the Playsration 1. Had a mini snowboarding game haha

[idapimp]

sailor moon rpg for super nintendo. beat the game.

[mike_jmg]

patched Dead or Alive beach volleyball, I tried to hide it but my friends found it and played it a lot, more than myself.... maybe I should be ashamed of the friends I have LOL

[Zargon]

I think Magic Pengel for the PS2 is probably at the top of the list. Mostly because, despite how powerful my creatures are, they all look terrible.

[geise69]

McDonald's Treasure Island for Genesis/MegaDrive. It's a damn good game and it's made by one of my favorite companies Treasure! How could you not like it!? Oh yeah...you play as Ronald McDonald and it's all about..well...McDonalds. It is still a good game regardless.

[JKKDARK]

Sonic Shuffle for the Dreamcast!!! I have never played anything else quite as painful!

I don't understand how people hate this game. I love it totally!

[newb_fo_life]

Thats nothing, Mines gotta be Viva Pinata :thumbup:

Hey,I found Viva Pinata PR-0 :mad:

[quzar]

sailor moon rpg for super nintendo. beat the game.

Me too! Great rpg.

[Triv1um]

Home Improvement for the SNES.

Thats some random shit.

Also Waynes World for the SNES.

[aztekkid]

worst game ive played was "Mario and the Time Machine" for the snes.. such a dissapointment

I Just played "Pokemon Mystery Dungeons - Explorers of Darkness" on My R4.

My R4 + My Head suffered a Gunshot wound a few minutes into the gameplay. ._.

[Steely]

Oh, god, I can't tell.

Mario's Missing for SNES was terrible, but I'm not really ashamed of it.

Maybe Sonic 3D Blast, but then again, still not very ashamed... Just was a total waste of time beating it.

Agh, can't say. I've played many terrible, terrible games, but none I'm ASHAMED of, I think.

[idapimp]

i recently looked for mario teaches typing for the hell of it.

[gutbub]

Well, I don't think there are any games I'm ashamed of playing. Actually, I take it back. A few years whie I was going through puberty, I found some Japanese hentai game. I don't think I need to explain what I did with that game, lol.

[pibs]

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy :(

[jefdizon]

Bootleg games. There, I said it. :p

[Bobelvago]

Mario's Time Machine is the best!

Seriously, one of my fav's :D

I play Mario Teaches ABC's and numbers...:(

[PoorKingz]

Sonic Shuffle for the Dreamcast!!! I have never played anything else quite as painful!

EDIT: Appart from Sonic's Schoolhouse!

I think Sonic Shuffle is a very fun party game.


I bought FF10-2 since I liked FF10 so much. But then I realized the game was all about 'girl power' and was shocked that it actually was a sequal to FF10.

I also bought some MOH game for the GBA. The 3D graphics were horrible and it was hard to distinguish people from trees.

[mike03$$$]

i think xbox 360 games they keep on the machines at gamestop horrible

[jrsmaster411]

V.I.P. on playstation oh the shame

[Jay_PaRaDoX]

Sonic Battle for SEGA Saturn or SEGA CD...

[rbervoets]

rofl, those games arent too bad :)

Edit 400 posts :)

[jonezybaby]

well suprisin no1 has sed it but im ashamed to say i played the spice girls game on ps1 :S was kinda weird :(

[bah]

sol.exe if only for the number of work hours spent playing it.

start/run/sol/enter is your friend. :)

[liamv007]

pokemon diamond, even more bonus points, still play it :D lol

[shibby420182]

Wario Land on the Virtual boy, but really everything on the virtual boy was garbage

[Amaweks]

Barney's Hide And Seek - Sega Genesis/Megadrive.
Why, you ask me?
Just tried every Genesis game that I didn't played back in de 90's, even for 10 minutes...
Anyway, still ashamed.. (sorry for bad english)

[rich_nerds]

Some of those Burger King games for the XBox. Amazingly embarrasing.

[PGRevolution]

Super Monkey Ball.

I feel dirty.

[cal360]

Hmm the only game I'm really ashamed of is hot wheels for the original xbox, though it was crap.

[Rokard111]

Probably Sims 2 for PSP, its WAY too different from the others, and the loading sucks!:mad:

[arch feline]

I am not ashamed of playing Garfield :Tail of Two Kitties DS, but I am ashamed to say that I have not gotten very far. I have gotten as far as the garbage that falls as Garfield jumps from platforms like the ones used by window washers. I have even resorted to a save state. I am sure that I have played something even more shameful that I cannot recall.

[wolfpack]

Custers Revenge for the Atari 2600

If any of you know what im talking about, then you know EXACTLY what i mean

So horrible and dirty
I like dirty
But this was just horrible...

[Eviltaco64]

Custers Revenge for the Atari 2600

If any of you know what im talking about, then you know EXACTLY what i mean

So horrible and dirty
I like dirty
But this was just horrible...

Dont forget Beat em and eat em (*shudders)