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Human: Let's talk about you instead
ALICE: Sure, me instead sounds like a good topic.
Human: Are you married?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: Single
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Human: Let's get married!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
She likes me. ;D
Human: What's 2/0 ?
ALICE: Six.
Human: 5/0
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: What's 1/0?
ALICE: 1 plus 1 = 2.
I think she just solved the whole "divided by 0" mystery. ;D
Then after a while I started insulting her, this was her response:
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. Of course I understand it. Do you understand me stupid FEMALE DOG?
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: phil dick
ALICE: I haven't read anything by phil dick. What did he write?
Human: do andriod dream of electric sheep
ALICE: I'm sorry, unknown person, I don't have enough information.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Human: blade runner
ALICE: Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.
Human: i know, Philip K. Dick
ALICE: How do you know? I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle, Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Human: i will kill u
ALICE: It will take more than threats to stop me, unknown person.
Human: ok, fair enough
ALICE: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Ahem.
She also knows about Eliza, but doesn't seem to be much better than that...
ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: blue
ALICE: Green.
Human: no just blue
ALICE: Are you serious? Green.
Human: I couldn't be more serious, my favourite colour is blue!
ALICE: Could anyone do it?
And when asked to "tree falling in the forest" replied, "Depends on the type of tree"
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