Thanks to my new friends, @Dessel575 & @freakler94, it was possible to find one of only 2-4 Vitas (at all!) at this years Gamescom

Said PS Vitas were running a debug version of the most recent firmware 3.52. While we had to stop the recording, we still managed to show you some of its debug settings

As the icing on the cake, the device came with a Corpse Party - Blood Drive game installed (I NEED IT!), to be released in October 2015