Updates to Diablo II, porn star gamer dating tips and the total of taxpayer dollars going to funding the Army's video game—all great stories you can read over on Kotaku this week:
Dead Space 2: Multiplayer, Bigger World, Space-Floating
This could be both fun and nauseating!
Ever Wonder How Much Money Has Been Sunk Into America's Army?
You don't want to know.
Five Steps to Total Pwnage of a Gamer Girl's Heart
In case you didn't have the attention span to take all 10 prerequisite steps.
Xbox 360 Game Helps You Talk To Girls
No it doesn't.
Pokemon Teaches Your Children To Worship Satan
No no, Pokemon IS Satan.
Blizzard Patches Diablo II, Beta Test It Now
My old discs are about 5 feet away...
PlayStation Home Director Wants "Mini-MMOs" On The Service
Interesting idea.
Frankenreview: The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Spoiler: the reviews deem it excellent.
EA CEO: "I Think Of Pirates As A Marketplace"
A marketplace that's just been robbed.

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