That's what I call short-track speed skating, something we only pay attention to every four years. I also want to pronounce "Apolo Ohno" as "App-oh-low" for some reason. Second L please!
And the Olympics are underway. This is one of the largest global television sports properties, which means we get two weeks of ads featuring rich people bitching about how rich they are. So before day two's events get going, here's some non-video game topics that you'll hopefully find hilarious and/or thought-provoking.
[Image via wikipedia]

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