And In Other News, the PSP is Dead. Uh...Right?

[wraggster]

Chubigan posted this article in response to the recent PSP is Dead Article posted a few days back:

Did you hear? The PSP is dead. It’s a handheld with no reason to exist. You own one you say? Better sell it while you can. It’s all over.

Wait a minute, you say. Who am I to say that it’s all over for the PSP? Well, I do have Joystiq on my side. And didn’t you see that Gamespot one year anniversary special video? Nearly all of them comment how they haven’t touched their PSP in weeks, months, etc.

You know this isn’t true. Here in the states, the PSP and DS sales have been neck and neck, with the PSP outselling the DS in May, only to have the DS take the lead in June. In Japan, the DS is a cultural phenomenon, yet the PSP overtook all consoles to be second in sales. Worldwide, the PSP has sold over fifteen million (yes, SOLD and not shipped). There are hundreds of PSP titles currently in development.

Yet nearly every week, there’s a gaming site that has nothing but dire doom for the PSP. This begs the question...why do gaming sites hate the PSP?

The Arguments

There are a certain number of things that journalists love to say about the PSP. I’m not confusing fact with opinion here...obviously anyone can say, “I don’t care for the PSP library,” have their reasons, and be exactly right. What I don’t understand are the certain connotations pinned on the PSP, and the certain phrases that seem to be a quick cut to the PSP’s jugular, yet obviously make no sense either. To name a few...

“The PSP lacks a killer app/doesn’t have a good library.”

Killer App. Every console has one. The DS has New Super Mario Bros. The Xbox has Halo. Sony has...not a single one.

Well, let’s back up and define killer app. It’s the game that everyone wants when they buy a console...if you’re buying a DS, you better get NSMB. Right now the 360 doesn’t quite have a KA, but come Halo 3 everyone will be rejoicing for their exclusive title. The PS2 lacks a clearly definable killer app, if only because many of them have gone multiplatform. Is Grand Theft Auto really the PS2’s killer app even though it has appeared on the Xbox? What about Metal Gear Solid? Yup, that one went multiplatform back in the day as well...and even though it looks like MGS is solidified as the exclusive Sony franchise, it still can’t be the one title that defines the PS2 (the PS3 is a different story). So where is the PSP’s one game that everyone can agree is the absolute must buy?


Metal Gear Ac!d 2...one of the most underrated games on the PSP.

Unfortunately, no one can agree. And I say unfortunately because people who see that no one can define a PSP KA automatically assume the handheld doesn’t have one.

Is it Wipeout Pure, whose graphics are incredible and downloadable content has spanned an entire year? No, because the handling/gameplay is a unique one that doesn’t appeal to everyone. What about Syphon Filter, who’s online multiplayer/voice chat and excellent story rival that of even console games? Why not Daxter? Hey, yeah...why NOT Daxter?


Oh Daxter, how you woo me with your fuzziness.

Daxter unfortunately lacks the character to carry a system. The game is amazing, but as far as Daxter being the definitive mascot for the PSP...no, he just doesn’t fit. For an example of someone who does fit, I turn to the long lost Crash Bandicoot. Remember those great Nintendo bashing commercials Crash used to do? He oozed mascot potential. The moment he went multiplatform was the day that the entire franchise slowed to a crawl...and the opportunity was lost.


Just looking at this game puts a big smile on my face.

Could Loco Roco be the killer app? It all depends on Sony. When you see a DS, Mario is not far from it. Sony needs to get as many Rocos around the PSP as possible, and MAKE the game the killer app. It has potential. It will sell well. It will be awesome.

“My PSP has been gathering dust over the last few months...”

My first reaction is always, “well, maybe you should find a less dusty place for your PSP then.”

This is something that comes up time and again. The connotation, of course, being that since their PSP is gathering so much dust, the game library must be slim’ pickings. Unfortunately if you’re not playing with your PSP every day of the week, then it’s obviously the PSP’s fault for not keeping you entertained, right?

Hey, my 360 has gathered dust over the last few months, but it was never an issue for me. I knew there would be a game released sooner rather than later that would get me back to my 360, and that game happened to be Prey. Quite the awesome game.

So why do so many make it a point to address how dust ridden their handheld gets? It’s a simple little jab that doesn’t mean much, but over time it’s gotten a little bit silly. Yes, your PSP is dusty. That’s why Sony included a cloth with every PSP, idiot. Use it and get back to me later.

“All I’ve been doing with my PSP lately is watch movies and listen to music.”

One of the more idiotic and ironic comments you can find all over the message boards...and it’s completely ridiculous. People love to say this as a way to jab into the PSP, almost as if there aren’t any games worth buying so they’re forced to, you know, take advantage of the other features Sony has put on the PSP.

Think about how insipid that comment is for a moment. Sony put the music and movies functionality so, you know, people would actually use it. So when you DO use it...how the hell can you complain about it? Do people actually watch movies on the PSP while simultaneously thinking, “man this sucks...I wish there were some decent games to play on the PSP.” If I ever thought that while watching a movie, I’d put my PSP down immediately, go outside, and enjoy the summer air. Thankfully that’s never happened to me and my skin is a radiant white that hasn’t mixed with those deadly UV rays you hear in the news these days (there’s a reason the PSP doesn’t play well in the sun: Sony is protecting you from global warming. Yet another reason why everyone should own one.)

I want to take a quick moment to point out something that everyone seems to glance over. The PSP has AMAZING functionality. Take a look at this amazing table I created thanks to a year of computer lab training on Excel-


But seriously, that damn computer lab taught me nothing.

Yes, I realize that last feature is a low blow, but seriously MS...fix it!!

Obviously that chart doesn’t tell the whole story. The browser is a bit limited and slow at times. Some stuff needs to be addressed (like jumping anywhere in a music file). The movie functionality needs improvement, as it’s a bit hard to put movies on the PSP without reading up on it first.

But for a handheld, that’s freaking amazing. Freaking. Amazing. But who the hell cares when there aren’t any games to play on it, right? Am I right?

“The PSP library pales in comparison with the DS.”

That statement is more opinion than fact, yet I see that printed as fact more often than not. Thankfully it’s easy to prove otherwise.

Using Gamerankings.com (which averages a multitude of respected and large gaming sites review scores), 22 PSP games scored in the top 80%. 21 DS games scored in the top 80%, and I’m being generous since Nintendogs is listed three times. (Three DS games made the top 90% however, whereas no PSP game has just yet.)

Opinions may vary, but there’s the cold hard evidence right there: journalists agree (whether they realize it or not) that both systems have a great selection of games.

“UMDs are dead.”

Yeah, UMD’s are dead. People are quick to blame the movie studios for putting UMDs at DVD prices with no extras...but I’ll go one step further and blame Sony. They priced their first UMDs at $20, with no extras, and kept that price and structure for every single one of their movies. They ruined the UMD movie format, and because of that the PSP got a bad rap for being another failed Sony product (even though it’s only the UMD movies that aren’t selling, and nothing else). This will pass eventually, as long as Blu-Ray keeps the promise of being the next-gen DVD format everyone hopes that it will.


When will this sexy beast come to the states anyways?

Right now it’s easy to see why the PSP is getting so much flak. Sony is going into the PS3 with a huge attitude of being number one. Well, they are number one. Will the PS3 keep them there? No one knows. But hey, the PSP isn’t number one...so let’s report on that and show how Sony’s arrogance (“taking handheld gaming out of the ghetto”) got them in second place!

It is easy to see how journalists aren’t touching their PSPs. After a five day working schedule of doing nothing but playing games, reviewing games, playing more games, working under deadlines, etc...would you really want to come to your PSP over the weekend and play some X-Men Legends? The PSP delivers the console experience for many, something that journalists don’t even consider wanting. Does everyone remember how unexcited IGN was about the PSP before it was released?

Now look at the DS. It’s mostly incapable of delivering a console experience. That’s not the purpose of the handheld. The purpose is to deliver exclusive games that you can’t play anywhere else, and it’s easy to see why game reviewers love it. I can’t see myself playing Tomb Raider Legend on my PSP when I’ve played it several times on my 360, wrote a review on it, and then get home only to play it on the PSP for fun, can you?

Obviously this journalistic mentality will go away once the console wars are in full swing. But to declare the PSP dead, when sales, developers and sometimes even the website’s own review scores declare otherwise...well, it’s ****ing ridiculous.

Long live the PSP.

Agree or diasagree post your comments

[shadowprophet]

Thats what im talking about! Your so very damned skippy!!!! Long live the psp!!!

[kidloak09]

I'm probably one of the only ones who read the entire article and I completely agree with you. Long Live the PSP!!!!

[eb49273]

Why is it always one and not the other? I have both the DS and PSP and I love them both. If I were to pick one over the other it would have to be the PSP. It is an amazing system. Long live PSP!

[R4mbo]

There are definitly "Killer Apps" for PS/PS2/PSP

PS:
Final Fantasy (Sure theres a PC Version out now, but FF VII was the Reason why I buyed the PS1, also Resident Evil.)

PS2:
Rofl! What about some of these titles :

Final Fantasy X,
Onimusha,
Tenchu,
Hihi, and Resident Evil ^^
Dont forget Eyetoy which also got its fans.

PSP:
Final Fantasy Crisissomething,
The PS1 Emulator
And maybe some WIFI Power like... ... ... ... you know, online Games ^^.

Both PSP Articles arent in the Stores yet, but they will have SUCCESS i think.

R4mbo

[rock_light]

omg i can't beleive i read 1/2 of this. waste of time.

Obviously this journalistic mentality will go away once the console wars are in full swing. But to declare the PSP dead, when sales, developers and sometimes even the website’s own review scores declare otherwise...well, it’s ****ing ridiculous.

Long live the PSP.

Well wasting yer time raising this pointless topic seems a little rediculous as well.

What does PSP's death/ dying mean?

It means Sony stops supporting their own console.

There has been a few facts raised that may have brought some to support the idea that Sony was thinking about stopping selling PSP UMD Movies.

Ummm yeah... And that's all, reaally.

Sure their are a few more 'facts' that support other ideas of destruction as well. Such as most PSP being fully cracked and enabled for pirating of UMD.

If PSP goes down expect it to take at least a year or two before it happens. Look we are about to have some damn cool games as well so chill.

It's obvious that PSP has life left in it yet.
Hope writing that rant didn't take up too much of yer life hehe. (now that was a long one)

[gotmilk0112]

if i were to choose ds or psp i would choose ds.

a lot of really good games and touch screen controls for some of them so no jerky movement because you control it so if it seems messed up its you not the game. and lots of great series games (mario metroid advance wars wario ware final fantasy(soon) and a ton more) and its soon coming opera browser and its online play with 6 games so far.

[Prasoc]

I read it all.
PSP > DS.
PSP all the way!
Btw, the ONLY good ds game in my opinion is Metroid Prime: Hunters, if the PSP would get a metroid game, that'd be AWESOME!

[lucidtraveller]

excellent read and You didn't even have to mention the total wow factor that the psp puts out, like the amazing screen...... it is one of the only devices that is jaw droppingly beautiful even when turned off. and for a killer app???? firmware 1.5 is a pretty good one

[QueadlunnRau]

Do people actually watch movies on the PSP while simultaneously thinking, “man this sucks...I wish there were some decent games to play on the PSP.” If I ever thought that while watching a movie, I’d put my PSP down immediately, go outside, and enjoy the summer air. Thankfully that’s never happened to me and my skin is a radiant white that hasn’t mixed with those deadly UV rays you hear in the news these days (there’s a reason the PSP doesn’t play well in the sun: Sony is protecting you from global warming. Yet another reason why everyone should own one.)

LOL this article/post cracks me up.

The only thing in my house collecting dust is also my damn Xbox 360 ... I still prefer my modded xbox over my 360 anyday (untill someone cracks the 360 without using media center)

PSP over DS all the way!!! I don't really care for Mario anyway, I mean seriously "MARIO IS GAY", c'mon you all know it's true, after saving the princess that many times he shoulda produced a Mario Jr. by now.