Sony's going to update your PS3 hard-drive any moment now with a new dollop of firmware.

Yet all patch v3.55 adds is boring security.

Ah, but security for what? Perhaps a global digital virus is spreading and will devour the PlayStation 3! Or maybe I'm just filling space.

Note that you may need update 3.55 before you can apply the new Gran Turismo 5 patch.

That's it. Get out.