Absolutely nobody will ever believe you have a 3D telly unless you can show them 3D content - they'll call you a liar and push you over.
Thank god then that Sony sympathises; cue 3D dynamic themes for PlayStation 3.
The very first of these, a theme for PixelJunk Shooter 2, can be bought by Japanese people now, according PSN Stores.
Yes your Western money is useless, at least until tomorrow when the EU PlayStation Store cupboards are restocked. Note, however, that a 3D PixelJunk Shooter 2 dynamic theme might not arrive tomorrow, but there's a good chance of it.
There's no word on the price of these new 3D themes.
PixelJunk Shooter 2, you say? Eurogamer reviewed that this morning, awarding 7/10.