We know many of you just came here to ogle the PS Vita's European box, and we're OK with that. We understand you have needs. Go ahead, soak it in, we won't judge. The rest of you, we're sure, want to know about the icons you'll see when the system launches, but there's no way you'll be able to hear us over all the ogling.

Luckily, the EU PlayStation.Blog has the whole list explaining what all those buttons above are and how you'll be using them. Now if you'll excuse us, we've got to check on the oglers, who -- oh, oh good. Now they're licking the screen. Wonderful.