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February 7th, 2007, 20:06 #1Won Hung Lo
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The 10 Commandments of a Console Launch
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With the launch of the PS3 and Wii 3 months behind us, we've taken a look back at those launches and as well launch of the 360 and tried to come up with a set of new rules for the next major console launch.
1. Thou shall not force us to kill for your system, thou shall have at least 600,000 units at launch
2. Thou shall have enough accessories to go with the system
3. Honor the father and the mother, do not charge more than $350 for thy next system
4. You shall not bear false witness against your system specs
5. You shall not steal extra money from us by not including key components in the box
6. Remember a gaming day and keep it holy (release new online content on a consistent basis)
7. You shall not covet your neighbors titles, make sure you have at least three solid first party launch titles
8. You shall not commit gaming adultery, backwards compatibility should be an all or nothing deal
9. Thou should have good tech support and a solid replacement policy in place for defective units
10. Future launches will launch with one and only one SKU
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February 7th, 2007, 20:30 #2DCEmu Rookie
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February 7th, 2007, 20:32 #3DCEmu Regular
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and i thought i was retarded? lol
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February 7th, 2007, 20:53 #4DCEmu Legend
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lol
nice to see some lite hearted news every so often :rofl:
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February 7th, 2007, 20:59 #5PSP User
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We don't appreciate or find it funny for one to say that they are first here. Originally Posted by shorty_carnage
Just telling you. But yeah I agree with all these "commandments." Especially three and five.
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February 7th, 2007, 21:05 #6DCEmu Regular
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this is too funny!!!
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February 7th, 2007, 21:28 #7DCEmu Legend
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GO back where you came from. You will just find it too difficult here for your small brain. Originally Posted by shorty_carnage
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February 7th, 2007, 21:39 #8DCEmu Pro
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HAHAHAHAHA gaming adultry HAHAHA
niiiice 1
btw sup Shadoeprophet!!!! havent see you bro:P
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February 7th, 2007, 21:46 #9Nightmaren
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shorty_carnage, this isn't QJ.net where it's a race to put in first reply in a new acticle. This is DCEmu and no one really needs to know if you are first to post in a thread. There is no rush. Originally Posted by shorty_carnage
Anyway, those list of commandments are well good to see, especially no.3.
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February 7th, 2007, 21:56 #10DCEmu Legend
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I would say "thou shall be ready" but if SONY was ready for the launch of the PSP, we may never have gotten a homebrew scene this advanced.
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