Help translating a txt doc

[opiate81]

I got this MP3 player for my girlfriend and it has a built in NES/SNES emulator, thing is I cant understand the help file.
Ive tried putting them in the root of the built in memory , a folder called GAME and Cplay/GAME (I have the emulator card inserted also)
if anyone can understand Chinese (at least thats what I think it is) can they translate this for me
Cheers


Edit: I suppose it would help if I attached the txt file
I also included a photo of it.. I like how they called it a "Play Station Portable" also its not upside down the buttons that look like a dpad are actually the X,square,triangle and circle
at least it plays SNES games

[dejkirkby]

My boys mobile phone looks like that!

[splodger15]

Your boy must have an n gage if i am correct

[dejkirkby]

Your boy must have an n gage if i am correct

Nope you are wrong, bro. Lemme find a pic!

[pibs]

i tried google translation but it still comes out all wacky