Happy Birthday JkkDark

**shadowprophet** · September 27th, 2007, 10:56

Happy birthday Jkk, I couldn't quite think of what to get you, I mean, I pulled all the strings I could, I had bon jovi kidnapped and tied up for you all wrapped up in a Bow Made Of Slash's guitar strings he broke while composing november rain...

But then I decided, What if she doesn't like that gift

So I had it all sent to a guatemalan girl named kiko who paid me five dollars plus shipping for my troubles.:thumbup:

And so I got you this really neat Vodka instead,

Have a blast jkk. Its your day

**Shrygue** · September 27th, 2007, 11:29

Blast, I was thinking of making JKKDARKs' birthday thread. No matter, saves me for thinking of what to write up as the introduction.

Anyway, happy birthday JKKDARK and have a good one.

**lmtlmt** · September 27th, 2007, 12:17

Happy birthday asshole

have a $#@!ty day and aids filled day

nah jokes, have a good birthday man! yes thats right man, there i said it.
anyway i sent you a new box of aids because yours was gettign tired and
worn out!