Let's Make a Story...

[Eviltaco64]

I decided to TRY and start this on DCEmu, as I've seen it on other forums (including homebrew heaven and [i think] dcemulation). Thanks to Ninja9393 for the idea :)

There once was a man named...

[splodger15]

named bert and got lost in

[Malksta]

the city of London, where he..

[Eviltaco64]

found a polish piper named

[JKKDARK]

Eviltaco64 who loved Glam Metal

[Eviltaco64]

Eviltaco almost got arrested when he was listening to cum on feel the noize, instead the cops arrested a monkey named

[JKKDARK]

Zion who was pretending to be a PSP coder

[Buddy4point0]

And the cop locked this thread.

[JKKDARK]

But the cop was a my friend and decided to open it again, so Buddy4point0..

[Buddy4point0]

Pulled out a sniper rifle and pwn3d everyone.

[JKKDARK]

But JKKDARK was behind Buddy4point0 and kissed him :)

[Buddy4point0]

But Goldline was behind JKKDARK and assassinated it with his energy sword.

[splodger15]

And that energy sword was the only energy sword in the world but then

[kcajblue]

it exploded because im so awesome. then suddenly

[Eviltaco64]

It was raining Crystal Blue Gamecubes!

[splodger15]

Which splodger15 decided to sell and buy a

[Eviltaco64]

The entire series of Big-O on DVD

[kcajblue]

which he found out sucked and got some good anime instead.

[Eviltaco64]

but then realized big-o was a good anime series that was underrated, finished watching it, and then bought a new cellphone, on which he called

[pt9087]

Rufus, the crazy ass bum and told him he loved pokemon.

[jonezybaby]

jonezybaby appeared from nowere and threw a book at him callin him a.....

[JKKDARK]

loser because he was owned by a dog

[masterchief929]

that had two crippled legs and only one eye and two teeth.

[JKKDARK]

In the next day, masterchief929 joined the JKKDARK fanclub

[masterchief929]

because he thought there might be some benefits from the fanclub, but....

[Buddy4point0]

Buddy4point0 sniped out the entire fanclub then bombed all traces away...

[kcajblue]

and opened his own club called...

[masterchief929]

"The Hello Kitty Rainbow Warriors" which was founded in...

[splodger15]

A strange town where only one person lived who was

[masterchief929]

kcajblue that owned a pet that was a...

[ninja9393]

lol, I didn't notice somebody ported this over here

... A retarded mega lazah cow who is best friends with...

[masterchief929]

the president of the local nudist camp whose name is...

[ninja9393]

Dingleberry McAssAssin...

[Eviltaco64]

Dingleberry McAssAssin really wanted to quit his job at the Natural Camp, unfortunately while he was quitting he was

[JKKDARK]

was run by a bus, his father died, his brother was shot in a leg, he lost his job, his girlfriend dumped him

[ninja9393]

+ his ear got cutoff and...

[Eviltaco64]

his girlfriend stole everything valuable from his house, and drove off in his car (after slashing the other cars tires

[splodger15]

with the stuff she nicked she decided to flog it on Ebay

[Eviltaco64]

making dingleberry get depressed...he then started playing with punk bands to buy new stuff which resulted in

[ninja9393]

The apocalypse, then he said...

[kcajblue]

all your base are belong to us. harry potter then came out of nowhere and...

[masterchief929]

had a fatal heart attack that killed him, and then a swarm of...

[Eviltaco64]

PS3s came and attacked JKKDARK

[splodger15]

Which had knocked JKKDARK out cold then a bee army came along and attacked the PS3'S

[Eviltaco64]

But the 360 came just in time to overheat, causing the bees to become too hot and die. Then CD-i Ganondorf came and

[Buddy4point0]

died because the cd-i was terrible.

[masterchief929]

The next day, at Harry Potters funeral a giant sized...

[Eviltaco64]

Buddy4Point0 came and crashed the party with

[kcajblue]

kcajblue, and kicked everyones ass who was there. suddenly...

[Eviltaco64]

ganondorf came and said, "JOIN ME KCAJBLUE, AND I WILL MAKE YOUAGH FACE THE GRRRREATEST IN KORIDAI, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!" to which he

[Shadowblind]

unveiled a 12 gauge and blew off half of ganondorf's face off and

[masterchief929]

then the Trix rabbit ran through everything to try to get a box of trix but...

[kcajblue]

the kids tried to stop him, but the trix rabbit used kung fu to break their necks and finally got the cereal.

[JKKDARK]

Then kcajblue bought the new Mötley Crüe album

[Eviltaco64]

which dissapears and goes back to what kcajblue was saying before jkkdark started posting

[masterchief929]

but then a black hole opens and they all end up in Paris with the new Motley Crue album and then...

[Eviltaco64]

everyone goes to shadowprophets house to toke and watch fresh prince

[Buddy4point0]

Which Buddy4point0 enjoyed alot...

[Eviltaco64]

And Eviltaco64 enjoyed it more than Buddy but only by a small margin

[Buddy4point0]

Until Buddy4point0 pulled out a gallon size ziplock bag full of weed.

[Eviltaco64]

And then Eviltaco64 tells Buddy that he couldve just used a heavy duty trashbag

[JKKDARK]

but he had down syndrome, so he went to the doctor and..

[Buddy4point0]

Was astonished that this thread was still open...

[Mark30001]

As a result of his astonishment, the doctor had to pass some mad gas but couldn't...

[splodger15]

Because he could have caused someone serious harm and if he did that he

[Buddy4point0]

Would have owed Buddy4point0 300 Billion dollars...

[Eviltaco64]

Buddy4Point0 stole the $300 Billion and blew it on

[Buddy4point0]

which caused it to be worth 600 billion dollars!

[pibs]

Little did he know, the governments failure meant his money was merely for use as kindle

[Eviltaco64]

then pibs became a communist

[Buddy4point0]

So Buddy4point0 and Eviltaco64 used the 600 billion dollars to buy insane wepons and went to fight pibs.

[Eviltaco64]

But they found out that Pibs had bought Buddy and Evil hoes, causing Pibs to join the team

[Buddy4point0]

So pibs, buddy4point0, and eviltaco64 all started playing runescape again because runescape hd is about to come out.

(btw, haha, i did, budz1lla, started today)

[Eviltaco64]

Then Eviltaco got kicked out of Runescape and made his own MMORPG called....Something that Probably Sucks

[Shadowblind]

Then Eviltaco got kicked out of Runescape and made his own MMORPG called....Something that Probably Sucks

and got to level 55 on SthatPS

[kcajblue]

but got owned by a monster, so he gave up on the game and...

[Eviltaco64]

Suffered through an 8-hour Family Matters marathon on Nick at Nite

[Buddy4point0]

But suddenly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvpuT3aoypE

[pibs]

Yet the WebCrash of 2007 was later resolved in 2008 when a boy from South Park, Colorado went to the internet to fix it :D

[Eviltaco64]

He courageously pulled the plug out of the large router, and, after 5 seconds, plugged it back in, saving the internet for all.

[kcajblue]

but then it crashed again, never to give anyone internet anymore. so then...

[Eviltaco64]

Raiden came from the Spiritual Realm and made that cool MK2 thunder noise.

[JKKDARK]

Then in the next day, Eviltaco64 got a mullet.

[Eviltaco64]

Mullets wig actually, since they are so ugly and lowlife. Instead JKKDARK got a PS3 and loved it

[JKKDARK]

but noticed it was a commercial failure like the 3DO

[Eviltaco64]

But also noticed it's sold 12 million more than the 3DO and that he should stop with the fanboy comments. Eventually Eviltaco and JKKDARK settled on the Dreamcast :D

[Buddy4point0]

so Goku appeared and used a spirt bomb on JkkDARK.

[Eviltaco64]

But before he used the Spirit Bomb, he tried talking to the Earth people to raise their hands and give him energy for 20 episodes...

[kcajblue]

and then, he felt it wasnt strong enough, so he dragged out to another 20 eps.

[Buddy4point0]

And went super sayin 9999999 before launching it

[ninja9393]

And that's when the ninja's attacked the pirates in a lll out brawl, there were many great fighters who fought in that war like...

[Eviltaco64]

Bob Saget, Richie Rich, and Hanson

[masterchief929]

it was a very gruesome battle with many...

[Eviltaco64]

Spanish festivals

[JKKDARK]

but it makes no sense, so Eviltaco64 touched my ass

[Eviltaco64]

And Eviltaco64 realized that JKKDARK wasnt a person, but a spam factory increasing production daily.

[ninja9393]

But in all realization JKKDARK is a...

[Eviltaco64]

Mighty Morphin Power Ranger that enjoys spam

[JKKDARK]

and lol'd a lot when Eviltaco64 said Sonic the Hedgehog was a Midway product.

[Shrygue]

Then Shrygue came along and was astounded that this thread had reached 100 replies...

[JKKDARK]

, so he asked for my telephone number

[Shrygue]

so that he could prank call JKKDARK everyday who was actually Mr Spamster Crimes responsable for posting all manner of spam and junk on DCEmu UK.

[dejkirkby]

before he decided to lock it as a shower of his immense power....

[JKKDARK]

and JKKDARK asked for dejkirkby's brother, who was a member on DCEmu too

[dejkirkby]

who doesn't actually exist and is merely a figment of the warped mind of....

[ninja9393]

Sean Connery, who is JKKDARK's...

[Eviltaco64]

Favorite cook, meanwhile, JKKDARK was enjoying her (I decided not to call JKKDARK he for once) PS3 when

[Shadowblind]

A hole in the universe opened and

[JKKDARK]

all the commercial failures were sent to the hole

[Eviltaco64]

including the 3DO, the Jag, the CD-i, the Virtual Boy, and a space cow from

[fg-54]

the mouth of a half dead ant under sonic's shoe who has been wanting to die for the last week, but can't because he can live without the lower half of his body for months, so to suicide he

[JKKDARK]

In the next day, fg-54 lost his key

[fg-54]

so he threatened to kill the ant under sonic's shoe if he didn't help him find it

[Eviltaco64]

eviltaco64 corrected fg-54...making him say that he threatened to kill the ant under sonic's SLICK KICKS

[fg-54]

eviltaco64 was so mad, he got sonic to beat up fg-54, afterwards, fg-54 soiled himself and threw up on ninja9393

[Eviltaco64]

to which ninja9393 screeched, HADOOOOUUKEN!

[JKKDARK]

and they received a box from JKKDARK

[Shrygue]

which they did not open and was sent back to JKKDARK as it obviously contained AIDS.

[Eviltaco64]

and bubonic plague

[fg-54]

but what no one knew, is that Eviltaco64 actually FEEDS on AIDS and bubonic plague

[Eviltaco64]

the bastard actually went back to Europe in the 14th century to show everyone how wonderful bubonic plague is

[fallen-pink-angel]

The best thing in life after all JKKDARK sold all of the boxes to everyone in the 14th cent.

thaught i'll tag along ;)

[fg-54]

everyone including fallen-pink-angel, but she was not satisfied with what she had found in her box

[Shadowblind]

and got an advertisement every time they tried to open a new page on DCEmu -_-

[JKKDARK]

and Shadowblind reviewed his favorite video game: NCAA March Madness 2002

[fg-54]

and he reviewd his OTHER favorite game: DOOM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5NJ2GqLDNY

NOTE: the person who is talking is not actually shadowblind.....or me.

[Shadowblind]

and he reviewd his OTHER favorite game: DOOM! shadowblinds review of doom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5NJ2GqLDNY)

NOTE: the person who is talking is not actually shadowblind.....or me.

which led shadowblind to question what the hell that is?

[JKKDARK]

and someone answered with: "your hands are small"

[Eviltaco64]

eviltaco64 realized that this is getting rather boring so the subject gets changed to

[JKKDARK]

Glam Metal, which owns

[Eviltaco64]

JKKDARK was on stage with Bon Jovi while

[ninja9393]

ninja9393 made a random appearance for no reason, but little did he know...

[Eviltaco64]

There was a MONSTER BEHIND HIM

[fg-54]

who wanted to steal JKKDARK'S barf muffin recipe!

[Eviltaco64]

Happytaco then realized JKKDARK is very popular with this story

[JKKDARK]

because 100,000,000 JKKDARK fans can't be wrong

[acn010]

of being fans yet in reality their ready to gang up and turn JKKDARK into pulp

[kcajblue]

and as they readied their battle weapons and armor...

[fg-54]

acn010, one of JKKDARK's biggest fan realized that they were being whatched!

[fallen-pink-angel]

By a walking talking TURTLE named fallen-pink-angel

[JKKDARK]

who was listening Fallen Angel by Poison

[Triv1um]

Meanwhile, with all the wacky goings on. A magical donor kebab named Paul jr. was wondering the halls of a spooky haunted house, but just when he thought everything was just fine and dandy he bumped into

[acn010]

a clone of JKKDARK trying to harass him!...

[Eviltaco64]

JKKDARK and JKKDARK 2 became emo and followed Linkin Park alllllll over the world!

[acn010]

then a missile hit their jet plane on which they were flying in it!!!

[Eviltaco64]

then Eviltaco looks at acn010, and asks him where hes been for months?

[acn010]

acn010 response: i have been traveling all over the world and had no time for internet nor here, but im back and alive, and wheres the rest of the old guys??? (except jkkdark)

[dejkirkby]

They were all hiding from the evil Cap'n 1time and his GRJ until DS69 came to their rescue with his sidekick, Shrygue: The Mod Wonder..............

[Eviltaco64]

Meanwhile...

[JKKDARK]

and Shrygue gave us several infractions because he was an agressive person :(

[acn010]

acn010 responded to dejkirkby:
Cap'n 1time turned evil? how long i have been frozen? am i the chosen one???? >XP lol

[dejkirkby]

dejkirkby revealed to acn010 the truth regarding Cap'n 1time. It turned out he was evil all the time and only pretended to be good to infiltrate Junk and destroy it from within.

[Eviltaco64]

Suddenly...

[acn010]

EGASP!!!! said acn010...
now with the revelation that dejkirkby said to him, he seems hopeless

[Eviltaco64]

BUT THEN...Psmonkey comes out of nowhere with shadowprophet, kaiser, and vampbri-n (who was on the dcemu irc today) and saves everyone from the banhammer of death

[JKKDARK]

but shryque appeared with a balloon in his hand and kicked Psmonkey

[acn010]

which it will never happened >X[

[fg-54]

since that never happened, Psmonkey never hated shryque, so he never got the mafia to kill her, and she never got molested before she got killed, and she never had a son who would later become the dragon warrior!

[Shadowblind]

and then dcemu died because everybody stopped posting on it for some unknown reason?

[JKKDARK]

But JKKDARK logged in and posted in the new JUNK forum

[Shadowblind]

which led to a mass increase of 1 post, not entirely fixing the lack of active members problem

[Eviltaco64]

Then Goku flies in with pizza and cheap wine, RESULTING IN...

[ninja9393]

Goku's period, which made Goku feel

[Eviltaco64]

Too happy

[acn010]

all cranky turning into supersayan4 and starts blasting all the jkkdark clones and then....

[kcajblue]

the clones turn ssj4 too, but...

[acn010]

they were too gay to turn into one....

[JKKDARK]

monster with good tactics

[Shadowblind]

that exploded into thousands of tiny

[acn010]

little jkkdark midgets and started...

[Eviltaco64]

taking over europe

[kcajblue]

so the european army tried to...

[Eviltaco64]

take down conker the squirrel

[kcajblue]

who got beaten up by banjo and kazooie because...

[Eviltaco64]

because he had a mediocre remake on the xbox

[fg-54]

but then fg-54 wondered how Eviltaco64 knew that it was mediocre if the game hadn't even come out yet, that is when he found out that he must have a time machine! and he is using it to play games before anyone eles!

[Eviltaco64]

Eviltaco64 tells fg-54 that the Conker remake came out in 2005, three years ago..on the original Xbox to which

[acn010]

it was crap anyways... it should had been better for the wii.... acn010 nukes the whole place but the one who survived was....

[Eviltaco64]

Howard McScruffMyAss

[JKKDARK]

who opened a box full of aids

[masterchief929]

and poured it over JKKDARK's head and told him to go away.

[pibs]

and to his surprise jkk was immune to aids due to his extreme exposure to super aids from monkeys in the deep jungles of

[acn010]

aida unvirgin island...

[JKKDARK]

Some days later, JKKDARK owned several DCEmu members

[Eviltaco64]

In a game called

[Triv1um]

JKKDARK vs. Mr. Full Blown AIDS, in which JKKDARK.....

[JKKDARK]

.. put a balloon in its ass and sings happy birthday to you

[Eviltaco64]

Then 80s Glam JKKDARK met 21st Century Emo JKKDARK, resulting in...

[masterchief929]

a fight between two girls

[JKKDARK]

and the first one was extremely hot

[Eviltaco64]

And they both looked like Saiyan Ape Gohan. Suddenly, acn010 found a

[acn010]

magical psp! that has magical powers to eliminate pesty queers like jkkdark....
jkkdark amazed because the power of it is too strong which resulted the termination of the clones except the original one.... resulting.....

[Eviltaco64]

In someone changing the subject since JKKDARK gets all the attention in these stories

[JKKDARK]

because 100,000,000 JKKDARK fans can't be wrong

[Eviltaco64]

meanwhile...

[JKKDARK]

We can play to to the police academy at my house. You're the police and you have to touch me.

[Eviltaco64]

Unfortunately, JKKDARK is a man and I dont swing that way. As Eviltaco64 tries to get this to 200 posts...

[Eviltaco64]

He managed to kill his own topic, resulting in...

[jonezybaby]

a full on orgy with women and.....

[Eviltaco64]

Someone that bumped this thread (199 posts btw)

[ninja9393]

And I coulden't really do anything about that phenomenon

[Eviltaco64]

Then, more than two years later...

[Darksaviour69]

nothing happened

[Eviltaco64]

and then it got bumped a few times

[Eviltaco64]

Suddenly

[Shrygue]

Fast forward six years and it's nearly Christmas 2016! How time flies! And so...

[mannedmini]

I want to greet you all a merry Christmas and a happy new year! Looking forward to...

[Eviltaco64]

The year 2233

[Shrygue]

which is another 216 years away...

[lmtlmt]

Which is when the next reply in this thread will be.

[Shrygue]

But thankfully only one month+ passes and the next has arrived just now (216 years early). So...

[acn010]

acn010 was suddenly unfrozen and sees everyone is still alive but then he trips into...

[lmtlmt]

a coma

[VampDude]

Which will last until September 24th, 2052.

[robbbert]

A momentary flicker of life at DC-Emu...

[Shrygue]

just like a candle in the dark...

[robbbert]

Wonder why this happened?



Thread: Let's Make a Story... (http://www.dcemu.co.uk/vbulletin/threads/118638-Let-s-Make-a-Story?p=2149197446#post2149197446)

An old n00b... Have all your rep points taken away. lol
-43 points

Doesn't seem very friendly. Maybe I should go and let this place become even more lonely...

[acn010]

Thread: Apple iPhone x Release date in UK? (http://www.dcemu.co.uk/vbulletin/threads/1158621-Apple-iPhone-x-Release-date-in-UK?p=2149197442#post2149197442)
Being helpful to a "one post" n00b, without directing them to Google. lol



someone is bored, lol.

[robbbert]

OK, I'm outta here. Have fun talking to yourselves.

[passionbunny]

I couldn't believe what just happened! I'd rather go to

[Shrygue]

the kitchen to pop open a beer and...

[Eviltaco64]

Resurrect an ancient thread for reasons unknown.

[lmtlmt]

But if I did know one thing, it would be this;

[Shrygue]

The Panzer Dragoon remake will be out next year which will be ace and...

[lmtlmt]

This thread will finally conclude.

The End

[Khanter]

Part II