View Full Version : King of Gondor will work for food

March 2nd, 2006, 17:10
So now that the kingdom of man has prevailed over the Dark Lord Sauron and Middle-earth has been saved, what's a king to do? You could spend your idle time with your hot elf queen--and who wouldn't want to hang out with Arwen all day? Or, you can get off your royal arse and earn an honest living battling red knights and blue knights at Medieval Times whilst patrons quench their kingly thirsts with the frosty brew.