Shadowblind
July 16th, 2009, 03:37
Are you bored? I'm bored. So what do you do when your bored?
WHY YOU WATCH THE ONION, OF COURSE!
http://ninecooks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/onion.jpg
Since time immemorial, the onion has been THE place for news in this world. Breaking, up to the moment news from Global Onion stations. For example, when Sony released their Brand new Stupid Piece of Shit that Doesn't ****ing Work:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of?utm_source=video embed
And when Obama visited a Dennys in Virginia that made him rethink his political strategy:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back
to the time when the 9/11 Conspiracy Theories had peaked:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theories
SO I ASKED YOU. What is your favorite Onion Newscast?
WHY YOU WATCH THE ONION, OF COURSE!
http://ninecooks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/onion.jpg
Since time immemorial, the onion has been THE place for news in this world. Breaking, up to the moment news from Global Onion stations. For example, when Sony released their Brand new Stupid Piece of Shit that Doesn't ****ing Work:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of?utm_source=video embed
And when Obama visited a Dennys in Virginia that made him rethink his political strategy:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back
to the time when the 9/11 Conspiracy Theories had peaked:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theories
SO I ASKED YOU. What is your favorite Onion Newscast?