The Onion. Awesome, or awesomest?

[Shadowblind]

Are you bored? I'm bored. So what do you do when your bored?

WHY YOU WATCH THE ONION, OF COURSE!
http://ninecooks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/onion.jpg
Since time immemorial, the onion has been THE place for news in this world. Breaking, up to the moment news from Global Onion stations. For example, when Sony released their Brand new Stupid Piece of Shit that Doesn't ****ing Work:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of?utm_source=video embed

And when Obama visited a Dennys in Virginia that made him rethink his political strategy:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back

to the time when the 9/11 Conspiracy Theories had peaked:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/9_11_conspiracy_theories

SO I ASKED YOU. What is your favorite Onion Newscast?

[Eviltaco64]

Watching onions isn't all too entertaining in my opinion.

[Shadowblind]

Bah. You know nothing. the onion knows all, Mr. taco. I believe your mother taco had onions in it!

[Eviltaco64]

I'm not all too big on onions in tacos either.

Just meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and hot sauce/nacho cheese sauce. Kinda getting hungry thinking about it right now. :P

[Shrygue]

Onions are ace, especially the flowers that sprout from it later in a clock formation.