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motz
April 19th, 2006, 12:52
IGN has compiled their pickings for the 10 worst in-game quotes of all-time. Some of these, you may be familiar with!

Here's the list:
"All your base are belong to us." - Zero Wing
"I am Error." - Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." - Resident Evil
"You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love." - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
"Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!" - Bust-a-Groove
"I feel asleep." - Metal Gear
"You can't give it up! Triumph or die!" - Street Fighter Alpha 3
The DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros Melee
"A Winner is You!" - Pro Wrestling
"Shine Get!" - Super Mario Sunshine
via Joystiq (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/04/19/the-10-worst-in-game-quotes/)
Please feel free to post some of the worst quotes you've ever heard mentioned in a game! :)

bullhead
April 19th, 2006, 13:09
I have one idea. Why dont we, the members of dcemu, add to this list on this thread?
Post the worst quotes we have ever heard.

motz
April 19th, 2006, 13:17
I have one idea. Why dont we, the members of dcemu, add to this list on this thread?
Post the worst quotes we have ever heard.

Thats a good idea, I'll update the article to inform readers more clearly. ;)

jaredz123
April 19th, 2006, 13:18
WHat about "we totally owned you lamers" siefer-Kingdom Hearts II

Íhr
April 19th, 2006, 14:20
Nearly every game has it, but noone likes it:
Gameover

:D

CoderX
April 19th, 2006, 14:31
i actuly enjoyed #10

d3v1l
April 19th, 2006, 15:01
#1 isnt the one of the worst..it rules!! :D

mgs2: i can't just knock on the door and ask them to let me in..(snake)

bullhead
April 19th, 2006, 15:01
''How cute... What is it?''- momo breath of fire 3

johnblueriggs
April 19th, 2006, 15:56
I'm suprised "Uh Oh! The Truck Have Started To Move" wasn't on the list.
Hopefully they'll come up with a 10 best Quotes. I'm sure "You Spoony Bard" will be there

DimensionT
April 19th, 2006, 16:20
I know this probably doesn't count, but here you go anyway:

"You found some strong drugs!" Bahamut Lagoon-SNES (English translation by Dejap)

John Vattic
April 19th, 2006, 16:25
all your bases are now belong to us

Apoklepz
April 19th, 2006, 16:41
Anybody remember the Indroductory briefing with the Commander at the beggining of the game?
It went something like this:

"We have located 7 hideouts of the huge drug syndicate in South America. Your Mission is to destroy them. You must find one of our commandos who was hurt & captured in one of the 7 hideouts. Get the Grenades from him.(WTF!?!?)"

I don't know why but this always cracks me up. It's awful.

Also...about the CastleVania SoTN frase... That's one of my favorite 2D platformers of all time, but I always thought the dialogue & not to mention the song in the End Credits roll, was pretty weak (just my opinion, though... I bet a lot of people will disagree) Richter Belmont says at the beggining of the game's Dracula X reprise battle:

"Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!"
...He's just standing there pointing at Dracula, too. Why didn't Dracula just ZAP him right then and there?

Prospero
April 19th, 2006, 16:47
Have to love the Engrish translations from Japanese games... from The Legend of Heroes (A Tear of Vermillion):

"The army is a fairy big size."

No need to be like that, is there? :D

quzar
April 19th, 2006, 16:47
This isn't news.

grin.ch
April 19th, 2006, 17:12
almost as bad as (read carefully) "You Are Win! Conuraturations!"

bullhead
April 19th, 2006, 17:31
look at this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4826944407865830684&q=all+your+base&pl=true

pkmusicmaker
April 19th, 2006, 18:06
Don't forget Bad Dudes for NES:

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

Hawq
April 19th, 2006, 18:18
Don't forget Bad Dudes for NES:

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"Also from that at the end of a level on the arcade version at least "I'm bad" said in a very embarrasing trying to sound tough & gruff voice.
Contra 3 - "Lets attack aggresively" theres another way to attack?

Cap'n 1time
April 19th, 2006, 18:45
lol. this one is so damn bad its funny. This is from the TERRIBLE Street Fighter 1 game. the quote is
"What strength! But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world."
BUT YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO THE SOUND!
http://www.sydlexia.com/goodies/SF_strength.wav

bullhead
April 19th, 2006, 18:56
Holy crap! I remember, thank you for that, its brilliant.

Apoklepz
April 19th, 2006, 18:59
BEH! I almost spit out my lunch remembering that one. I recall it being a very gay-slash-"drone" like kind of tone. I guess the best Street Fighter series quotes are always the ones that are written down.

hibbity
April 19th, 2006, 19:41
on X-Play review for the new sonic game(hoverboards and flying S#%$, called "extreme gear"
ok tails says " the ancient Babylonians were extreme gear specialists"

mog
April 19th, 2006, 19:50
lol, the metal gear one #6 was hillarious... i was playing that the other day! :D
but, why is #1 on there... it's in that song by laziest men on mars... that song is great! :p

bill00000
April 19th, 2006, 20:20
"Hey Yo! Can You Win Me?" - Hooockey, a japanese air hockey game for PS1

Kaiser
April 19th, 2006, 20:24
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/64772

An entire flash cartoon dedicated to the original Resident Evil's "wonderful" script.

cartmandude14
April 19th, 2006, 20:31
what about "i feel asleep" from metal gear. or "oh no! the truck has started to move!" from metal gear? :D :p

Apoklepz
April 19th, 2006, 21:24
Resident Evil 4:
"I see the President's daughter is equiped with ballistics"
- Carlos Reffering to Ashley's itty bitties
"Raccoon City...That's the City where the Viral Outbreak took place..."
- Carlos....again
(No retard, that's the City where they keep the Raccoons!!)

Legend Of Zelda II:
"Every town has a wise man...."
- Townfolk to Link
(They forgot to mention every village has an idiot).

urmom9388
April 19th, 2006, 21:37
One quote that has always bothered me is "I have a blaster with your name on it" from Battlefront 2

Cloud_35
April 19th, 2006, 23:16
I think Zelda II had an awful script. Remember the last ones and check this one:

"Sorry. I don't know nothing"
Villager, in Rauru

Oh!, and let's not forget the one in the end of Robocop:

"The end. And all over"

And of course, the song that the giant robot sings in "Crono Trigger" at the castle festival. I don't remember the exact words. I just remember that it was a fool lyric.

pkmusicmaker
April 19th, 2006, 23:26
[QUOTE=Cloud_35]I think Zelda II had an awful script. Remember the last ones and check this one:

"Sorry. I don't know nothing"
Villager, in Rauru

Oh!, and let's not forget the one in the end of Robocop:

"The end. And all over"

That's amazing, 2 great lines.

AtariFreek
April 20th, 2006, 02:57
"Well, Lets Go For A Kill Time"- Crime City
"Pai Long Cures Hemorroides"- Crime City
"Dont Underestimate The Power Of Dolphin"- Aero Fighters 2

gotmilk0112
April 20th, 2006, 03:11
"smells like 8-bit around here..." - King of all cosmos - Me & My Katamari
"Oo, Dramatic Conclusion Coming Up." - King of all cosmos - Me & My Katamari
"Katamari is beyond demesions. Roll it, Prince." - King of all cosmos - Me & My Katamari
"No such thing as 1UP. No matter how many green mushrooms you roll up." - King of all cosmos - Me & My Katamari
"You wont become Super-Prince by rolling up mushrooms" - King of all cosmos - Me & My Katamari


xD so many me n my katamari quotes. the king say so much dumb stuff. :D

^^ that would make a good quote right there

gotmilk0112
April 20th, 2006, 04:04
about quote #2: the guy who says "I am error" his name is error so saying i am error is fine. :p

Shiaoran
April 20th, 2006, 04:10
"Armada! Armada!" - Charmy - Sonic Heroes
This is the most retarded quote I ever saw in a game.

BurningRanger Sho
April 20th, 2006, 05:14
"Put fish in you mouth."
--Spanky (The jet fighter piloting dolphin. Seriously. ) in 'Aero Fighters 2'

"Anergy empty! You all over!"
--game over for 'Speed Power Gunbike', one of the worst PS1 titles never imported...

Adrenalin
April 20th, 2006, 08:39
personally i think that the badness of some of those quotes makes them all the better ^^ (personally i liked dk rap - but is that even a quote?)

jman420
April 20th, 2006, 11:07
I will now quote every badly acted, badly scripted, and badly designed sentence from Resedent Evil 4 "




"
okay, I didnt want to type it all out..
but I realy think that every word on RE4 was the worst qoute from any video game ever..
pathetic story line, pathetic ways of iluminating story plot, pathetic ways of tutorial text....
it was just all the wrong words - sentences for the whole thing...
and on top of that, I'd like to vote that RE4 is the worst RE ever...
the views were freekin awesome, the graphics were great (the level layouts were vauge and not designed very well) but still in graphics and gameplay it was ok..

but its story was way off.. didnt even have to do with the rest of the series.. suddenly umbrella wasnt doin anything, and it was a religon that caused the plauge..

it just wasnt a game about "the man" ruining the world and causing everyone to turn into a zombie.. for which you had to kill...

anyway I digress..

every word said on Resedent Evil 4 was the worst quote in a video game ever.....

Thank You,
Jman420

EverestX
April 20th, 2006, 12:11
You're pathetic.

souLLy
April 20th, 2006, 12:25
Anything from House of the Dead 2 has to be here, the dialogue and voice acting is atrocious

Apoklepz
April 20th, 2006, 17:55
jman420 wrote:

"I will now quote every badly acted, badly scripted, and badly designed sentence from Resedent Evil 4 "

Heh that's not even a quote from an "engrish" dialogue in a japanese video game & it's already awful.

jman420 later wrote:

"suddenly umbrella wasnt doin anything, and it was a religon that caused the plauge..

I follow the Resident Evil series very well, & as far as 4 goes you totally missed the fact that Umbrella had indeed been behind the virus spreading to Spain... not only this, but Umbrella was also responsible for distributing firearms and weaponry to the Iluminados. The "religion" was merely a trick used to brainwash the innocent villagers into accepting the "purification" in form of a virus injection.

The game just doesn't tell you all this at plain view, if you're really a fan of RE games visit the many RE community websites and forums in the internet. Information is just a Google away.

Next time don't bash a great game because of your poor knowledge perspective.

jman420
April 20th, 2006, 20:57
no no no no no... I played every RE game there is, (RE2 is still my favorite) but RE4 was all about this guy getting sent to spain to rescue a presedents daughter (first off, has nothing to do with the "T" or "G" virus...) then meets this dude that is accualy part of the conspiricy and gets help from him.. and if you look at the way the game is made, its not made to be scary anymore, its all made to be a gory and as violent as possible (that gimpy guy in the dungeon on chapter 3-1...) as well as the fact that Ada Wong somehow came back?! she was dead as dead.. there is no way to live after being shot in the heart and droping at least 4 storys into an abyss.... I know what I'm talking about, the game doesent follow the same story line as any of the other RE games.. even RE0 was a little off with the leeches, but at least they kept with umbrella as being a part of it....

jman420
April 20th, 2006, 20:58
bite me! how exactly am I pathetic... just wait a while, I'm gonna go get a quote from RE4 and prove how truly pathetic the english usage is....

jman420
April 20th, 2006, 21:14
Leon takes carlos' duct tape off and then he says "little rough dont ya think??" its not bad, just cheesy

Carlos says "your not like them?" Leon replys "no, you?" didnt realy add much.. just telling you that they were okay before the next scene...

carlos says "I only got 1 realy important question.. you got a smoke?" leon replys "got gum" . . . well its strange how from the beginning of the game, Leon was turning down smokes.. I mean if I was getting killed by hundreds of plauged spaniards I would be smoking like a chimney.. but anyway, it just doesent make sence.. and thats only the quotes from the end scene of chapter 2-1 . . there is at least 7 more chapters with badly writen dialouge...

I dont hate the game, its a reasonable game.. I just dont like the story, and thats why I originaly was posting here to post all the bad wording in the game :D
and as for what I posted lastnight.. I was a little stoned, it was april 20th at 4:20 am, and I was mostly just pist off about getting killed on RE4 at the time... and plus I honestly beleave that its a sad pathetic excsuse for a Resedent Evil game... (greatest fun I'v ever had on a game was playing RE2 through the umbrella lab (where Ada gets shot, then falls into an abyss... I can say its not possible that she lived..)

Cap'n 1time
April 25th, 2006, 03:20
i remember megaman x 4.. X's girly "TAKE THIS!"


jman try not to... double post... or triple post :p . not much of a fan of RE though i do remember laughing my head of at re2's script

GagaMan
April 29th, 2006, 18:49
So-bad-it's-good voice acting is a Sega tradition!


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