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wraggster
August 11th, 2009, 09:44
http://cache-foo-10.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/9/2009/08/504x_ridingshame.jpg

Read that headline one more time. Then look at this picture. And prepare yourself for the eventuality that no, this is not a joke, meaning yes, Nintendo actually patented an inflatable horse-riding peripheral for the Wii.

It's a small, inflatable cushion with a dock for the Wii Remote. So that when you rock/bounce the horse, the controller is able to register the movement. You are then supposed to hold the nunchuk as you would a horse's reins. If it were a horse. We'd imagine it could just a easily simulate the riding of a donkey, camel, llama, alpaca or Asian elephant.

Or if those animals aren't your style, maybe you'd be more interested in riding some of the examples Nintendo themselves provide in the actual patent, like bulls, burros, dolphins, whales, dragons, griffons, unicorns and giant eagles.

Griffons? Awesome.

http://kotaku.com/5334428/nintendos-shameful-inflatable-horse+riding-wii-controller

Eviltaco64
August 11th, 2009, 11:07
I know what I want for Christmas!

watupgroupie
August 11th, 2009, 18:04
Hell yeah, I wanna ride a dolphin :)

XDelusion
August 11th, 2009, 18:53
Oh man, I need one of those to play DOOM!

Nocuddle
August 12th, 2009, 00:03
Hmm I want a blow up doll instead.

kingslime80
August 12th, 2009, 06:03
I'm just waiting for the pathetic adult-themed homebrew that's bound to come from this...

djdynamite123
August 12th, 2009, 07:01
rofl, **** me girls would be bopping along all day/night long no need for horse riding just for the umfff :D

kingslime80
August 13th, 2009, 04:29
rofl, **** me girls would be bopping along all day/night long no need for horse riding just for the umfff :D

:confused:Umm, I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that. Could you say that with punctuation please? :D

djdynamite123
August 13th, 2009, 08:17
no, this ain't no English lesson, although I passed my GCSE. :p

kingslime80
August 14th, 2009, 05:15
I'm not flaming, I just didn't understand. It registered in my mind kinda' like a chipmunk on speed.
;):p