Get that Talkman wraggster! But, I don't think that it's quite equipped to handle hageatama's ...exceedingly casual speech eccentricities (besides, I think you'd have to speak it into the mic (!_!)). Might come in handy for translating insults to visiting football teams though?
Didn't take a look at the documentation, but the news on his page translates as:<div style="width:95%; margin: auto; margin-top: 1%; margin-bottom: 1%; padding: 2%; background-color:rgb(230,230,230); border: thin black solid">Aaaaaa. I'm sorry. When I fixed the previous bug, a seperate bug appeared, and first time users weren't able to transfer data. I've fixed that.</div>