retroremakes
December 5th, 2009, 02:40
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/500x_500x_scarylady-1.jpgThis is a Real Girlfriend. She's supposed to be attractive, sexy even. But running on a PC that can't handle the rendering, things go a bit Terminator 2. Other great gaming stories from this week:
Real Girlfriend Gallery of Horrors (http://kotaku.com/5415853/real-girlfriend-gallery-of-horrors)
Serves those pervs right.
What's In The Star Trek Online Collector's Edition? (http://kotaku.com/5419069/whats-in-the-star-trek-online-collectors-edition)
If there's no Picard Maneuver, count me out.
Star Trek Online "Belly Of The Beast" Trailer Contains No Bellies Or Beasts (http://kotaku.com/5418008/star-trek-online-belly-of-the-beast-trailer-contains-no-bellies-or-beasts)
Still good though!
Star in Your Own N64 Freakout Kid Video (http://kotaku.com/5418473/star-in-your-own-n64-freakout-kid-video)
Just when we thought the N64 kid was done, he pulls us back in.
Mass Effect 2 Expands To 2 Discs, Sometimes 3 (http://kotaku.com/5418534/mass-effect-2-expands-to-2-discs-sometimes-3)
Cannot wait.
Mass Effect 2's New Blue Girl Kicks Ass (http://kotaku.com/5416083/mass-effect-2s-new-blue-girl-kicks-ass)
Cannot wait.
Split/Second Trailer Is About The Only Thing Not Exploding (http://kotaku.com/5416757/splitsecond-trailer-is-about-the-only-thing-not-exploding)
It's like Burnout crossed with 2012.
Scandal or No, EA Sports Stands by Its Man (http://kotaku.com/5417483/scandal-or-no-ea-sports-stands-by-its-man)
EA does not care who Tiger Woods sleeps with as long as he's in bed with EA.
DSi XL Makes Jubblie Bouncing Extra Large [Slightly NSFW] (http://kotaku.com/5416591/dsi-xl-makes-jubblie-bouncing-extra-large)
It was bound to happen.
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http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=kTP7itKC8c0:nNkoGAnkhro:H0mrP-F8Qgo) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=kTP7itKC8c0:nNkoGAnkhro:yIl2AUoC8zA) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=kTP7itKC8c0:nNkoGAnkhro:D7DqB2pKExk</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=kTP7itKC8c0:nNkoGAnkhro:D7DqB2pKExk) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=kTP7itKC8c0:nNkoGAnkhro:V_sGLiPBpWU</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=kTP7itKC8c0:nNkoGAnkhro:V_sGLiPBpWU)
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More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/kTP7itKC8c0/this-weeks-gaming-stories-dating-sim-gone-wrong-edition)
Real Girlfriend Gallery of Horrors (http://kotaku.com/5415853/real-girlfriend-gallery-of-horrors)
Serves those pervs right.
What's In The Star Trek Online Collector's Edition? (http://kotaku.com/5419069/whats-in-the-star-trek-online-collectors-edition)
If there's no Picard Maneuver, count me out.
Star Trek Online "Belly Of The Beast" Trailer Contains No Bellies Or Beasts (http://kotaku.com/5418008/star-trek-online-belly-of-the-beast-trailer-contains-no-bellies-or-beasts)
Still good though!
Star in Your Own N64 Freakout Kid Video (http://kotaku.com/5418473/star-in-your-own-n64-freakout-kid-video)
Just when we thought the N64 kid was done, he pulls us back in.
Mass Effect 2 Expands To 2 Discs, Sometimes 3 (http://kotaku.com/5418534/mass-effect-2-expands-to-2-discs-sometimes-3)
Cannot wait.
Mass Effect 2's New Blue Girl Kicks Ass (http://kotaku.com/5416083/mass-effect-2s-new-blue-girl-kicks-ass)
Cannot wait.
Split/Second Trailer Is About The Only Thing Not Exploding (http://kotaku.com/5416757/splitsecond-trailer-is-about-the-only-thing-not-exploding)
It's like Burnout crossed with 2012.
Scandal or No, EA Sports Stands by Its Man (http://kotaku.com/5417483/scandal-or-no-ea-sports-stands-by-its-man)
EA does not care who Tiger Woods sleeps with as long as he's in bed with EA.
DSi XL Makes Jubblie Bouncing Extra Large [Slightly NSFW] (http://kotaku.com/5416591/dsi-xl-makes-jubblie-bouncing-extra-large)
It was bound to happen.
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More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/kTP7itKC8c0/this-weeks-gaming-stories-dating-sim-gone-wrong-edition)