retroremakes
December 8th, 2009, 03:40
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/500x_woodsthumb.jpg (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/woodsthumb.jpg)The CGI recreation of Tiger Woods' accident (http://gizmodo.com/5416508/this-is-not-a-trailer-for-tiger-woods-2011-but-it-should-be) was amusing enough, but a Taiwanese news show made a some more animations to retell the whole crazy dramarama through awkward shower sex scenes, strange gestures, and plenty of bad translations.
If Fox News started doing things like this, I think I'd finally be able to sit through Shepard Smith (http://gizmodo.com/5325120/shepard-smith-guaran+darn+tees-ya-that-his-blackberry-is-safer-than-a-big-mac). [Thanks, OMG! Ponies (http://gizmodo.com/people/omg-ponies)!]
http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?p=1 (http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?p=1) http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226 http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/0/di</img> (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/0/da)
http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/1/di</img> (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/1/da)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:H0mrP-F8Qgo) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:yIl2AUoC8zA) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:D7DqB2pKExk</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:D7DqB2pKExk) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:V_sGLiPBpWU</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:V_sGLiPBpWU)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~4/UIOEWszokKc
More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/UIOEWszokKc/this-is-how-the-evening-news-should-be-done-from-now-on)
If Fox News started doing things like this, I think I'd finally be able to sit through Shepard Smith (http://gizmodo.com/5325120/shepard-smith-guaran+darn+tees-ya-that-his-blackberry-is-safer-than-a-big-mac). [Thanks, OMG! Ponies (http://gizmodo.com/people/omg-ponies)!]
http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?p=1 (http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?p=1) http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226 http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/0/di</img> (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/0/da)
http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/1/di</img> (http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YoGP3J_aAG5mFjXa2ig9FZOxGfg/1/da)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:H0mrP-F8Qgo) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:yIl2AUoC8zA) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:D7DqB2pKExk</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:D7DqB2pKExk) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:V_sGLiPBpWU</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=UIOEWszokKc:VzatMNmRkOM:V_sGLiPBpWU)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~4/UIOEWszokKc
More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/UIOEWszokKc/this-is-how-the-evening-news-should-be-done-from-now-on)