retroremakes
December 11th, 2009, 18:40
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/500x_506.jpgThis astute synopsis of Lindsay Lohan's ultra-meta pièce de résistance isn't a fluke—no, over at Comcast, movie summarization has been elevated to an artform. That, or their whole staff has a raging pill habit. Either way!
WTF Comcast (http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/) started collecting Comcast's best synopsis work about a week ago, and they've already unearthed a treasure trove of top-rate film criticism, thinly disguised as Tweet-length cable box blurbery. My favorites:
As a Time Warner customer, I have to say I feel cheated. Comcast: Give this (wo?)man a raise. [WTF Comcast (http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/)]
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More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/deurK-2aqw0/whoever-writes-comcasts-movie-descriptions-is-a-genius)
WTF Comcast (http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/) started collecting Comcast's best synopsis work about a week ago, and they've already unearthed a treasure trove of top-rate film criticism, thinly disguised as Tweet-length cable box blurbery. My favorites:
As a Time Warner customer, I have to say I feel cheated. Comcast: Give this (wo?)man a raise. [WTF Comcast (http://wtfcomcast.tumblr.com/)]
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