retroremakes
December 11th, 2009, 19:40
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/500x_alien.jpg (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/12/alien.jpg)I admit it: I'm part of a worldwide plot coordinated by a secret international agency. We're the same people who covered the fake Apollo landings (http://gizmodo.com/5352887/moronic-newspapers-reprint-onions-neil-armstrong-conspiracy-article-as-fact), JFK's assassination, and Tom Cruise (http://gizmodo.com/390304/earth-set-to-receive-alien-reply-invasion-in-2015). Fortunately, some readers uncovered the truth behind Norway's mysterious spiral (http://gizmodo.com/5422574/giant-mysterious-spiral-takes-over-the-skies-of-norway).
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