best pick up line

[Gizmo356]

your vagina is a buffet hope its all you can eat

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Is this the "Best pick up line to get you slapped across the face 3 times?" thread?

[acn010]

?
lol, my manly hands are getting soft like a girly girl

[salomon st]

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants

[acn010]

im out for this dday.
.........
boobies to remember

[BALL_SAC]

........Wanna FU%K???

You will be slapped a lot... but you will be rewarded by some women.

Good luck trying this one folks.

Another one:

You got REALLY beautiful eyes

.......well thankyou

Your welcome.... Wanna F&#K

Same thing... but a better aproach.

[Apoklepz]

This one worked for me a couple of times....then again I did get slapped a couple of times too:

"Wow...I've never seen a girl get me as hard like you have" lol.

[xuphorz]

"want to go back to my place and make more of our species?"

"want to go to your place and continue the human race?"

i heard those from some show, can't remember which one

[randygland]

how about this one:

you have 206 bones in your body... do you fancy one more?

[gunntims0103]

they call me the tornado!!!

got slapped for that one

dam baby you sure can make bannanas cream

got slapped for that to

have you ever saw the movie thrust??

slapped again

lets go to my forest and start sum jungle fever

slapped

try these no garantee there gonna work

i laughed at all of your stuff im crying with laughter

[Gizmo356]

i dont need a pick up line i just drug there drinks lol

[Apoklepz]

How about this one...

"Girl those clothes make you look so tasty, I swear I'd eat you right up...Even if I had to crap out PRADA for a whole week"

Saw that in a HBO show once.

[Gizmo356]

How about this one...

"Girl those clothes make you look so tasty, I swear I'd eat you right up...Even if I had to crap out PRADA for a whole week"

Saw that in a HBO show once.

lol how about this

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!:cool:

[Cap'n 1time]

Hey baby, want to come over to my parents house?

[Gizmo356]

Hey baby, want to come over to my parents house?

lol

hey baby you see your friend over there let me get her number

[gunntims0103]

my favorite i got slapped for most of them

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'm easy. Are you?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me

if you get slapped for using these dont blame me:)

[Gizmo356]

[QUOTE=gunntims0103]my favorite i got slapped for most of them

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'm easy. Are you?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

gunns those are great

[bullhead]

A girl asked me, "Wanna come back to my place?"
I said, "I dunno, will two people fit under a rock?"
She tried to slap me, but I dodged it and roundhouse kicked her to the side of the head.

[Apoklepz]

Hey baby. Would you sleep with me for $1,000?
- To which the girl responds "NO".
Well then would you sleep with me for $10,000?
- To which the girl again says "NO....Get lost".
What if I told you I had a $100,000,000 fortune?
.....Would you sleep with me then?
-Girl wide-eyedly looking back responds with a sexy "Maybe".
Then you say: Good. Now that we've established you're a prostitute....could you lower the price?

Gets them every time.
...that, or a roundhouse to the side of the head, like Bullhead said.

[Hawq]

Thisll get a slap most likely
'Look I'm going to have you one way or the other, so you might as well be there'

[Gizmo356]

lol any more

[dtothabreezy]

its a shame when you dont need pick up lines isnt it:cool:

[Crimson_Lotus]

I like these:

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

I also noticed some other people like to use google just like me. ;)

[Dementia7]

heres a LEAVING line

"I've got to go, places to see, people to do."

haha

[Gizmo356]

lol i used google but as i said before i dont need pick up lines i drug drinks

[Video_freak]

lol i used google but as i said before i dont need pick up lines i drug drinks
you're a bad boy! lol :p

[Gizmo356]

lol:D

[blaz3d]

. .Look I'm going to have you one way or the other, so you might as well be there

legend line! wot about. . .

i noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to say i noticed you too (fresh Prince)

keep em comming!

[BL4Z3D247]

lol how about this

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!:cool:
thats my myspace quote :D:D:D:D:D

[Video_freak]

that last one's the best :)

[BL4Z3D247]

ok u gotta be madd smooth with this one...

"Girl your eyes are so gorgeous(then u gotta stare into her eyes and pause for a second), when i look in them i see the soul of a goddess who has my heart imprisoned with her beauty"

worked many many times :D

[Video_freak]

okay, i REALLY need to write that one down. i dont see how it couldn't work :)

[BL4Z3D247]

thats my #1 line lol, works 99.9% of the time think of it like a downgrader, u gotta know what ur doin or *brick*

[bullhead]

My favourite is: "you look like my mother"

[BL4Z3D247]

My favourite is: "you look like my mother"
does that work?

[bullhead]

eh......no, i just wanted to seem like im a funny guy. Im not really.

[Video_freak]

eh......no, i just wanted to seem like im a funny guy. Im not really.
its okay, we all have or "thing" in life. your obviously isnt comedy, but thats okay ;) lol

[BL4Z3D247]

lol don't worry bullhead i think your a funny dude

[Video_freak]

ya so do i, i was just kidding (in case you took me seriously :p)

[Gizmo356]

omg good one:D

[BL4Z3D247]

nah i didn't, i'm stoned anyway so yeah lol

[bullhead]

I dunno, sometimes i just wish I could find my true calling, i tried watching a pen lid for over a day but that didnt work, all it did was walk backwards. Some say im insane, but then I just loose my word and everything turns grey and hazy, and I sort of go into this rectangle shaped funnel where nothing in particular exists but a plastic knife and fork...

"hey, wanna come and sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that comes up?"

[Gizmo356]

wtf? were do you guys come up with this stuff

[Video_freak]

probably google, but, who knows :rolleyes:

[bullhead]

You mean search google for pickup lines accross the screen cover page of a mediocre novel that you only read halfway through but you never really remember anything because as you read on you start thinking about what was just said, but you keep reading on instead of going back, because you are afraid of people staring back at you and they might think you are stupid but you just wanted to find the deeper meaning, but you know that that will be much too difficult because no matter how far you try to get out of the box there will always be someone there to try and pull you back in.

You know?

[BL4Z3D247]

nah i didn't google mine, thats all me

[Is'lan]

My favorite is from Gamespy.

"Hey baby, wanna frag?"

"Let's say you and me go back to my place and Flak the Nali. Watch out for spread damage."

[ACID]

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you **** me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would you rather have a Marine come into you?

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.

Do you wanna go back to my place, ****, then never speak again? I do.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Do you spit or swallow?

Hi. Are you legal?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

I'm easy. Are you?

[Gizmo356]

those are great

[Hawq]

ok u gotta be madd smooth with this one...

"Girl your eyes are so gorgeous(then u gotta stare into her eyes and pause for a second), when i look in them i see the soul of a goddess who has my heart imprisoned with her beauty"

worked many many times :D

okay, i REALLY need to write that one down. i dont see how it couldn't work :)
I can, I could say it

[Gizmo356]

if i get slapped im sueing

[Apoklepz]

"Baby, I'm really itching in my pants for a good long scratch from your woofle fin"

It'll surely get you slapped, get them confused or laughing...but it's just something random I thought up just now :p.

[Gizmo356]

lol

[LeperMessiah]

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I Like Spaghetti
Let's F_ck!!!!

[BrooksyX]

Here is a few that i heard recently:

-Was your daddy a theif? [No] then who stole those stars then put them in your eyes.

-If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could i visit you inbetween the holidays?

[Gizmo356]

good one

[stotheamuel]

Are you from heaven.. Cause I've got an erection.
-Robot Chicken


and then theres....

Lets make it quick before my herpes shows up again..

[LeperMessiah]

i dont need a pick up line i just drug there drinks lol


LMAO...since most of the people on the internet are pimply teens or 40 year old virgins...I'm guessing that's a popular sentiment.

[Gizmo356]

yeah im 14 lol

[Apoklepz]

"Would you like to see how the little guy in my pants feels about you?"

SLAP! lol

[Gizmo356]

lmao

[Video_freak]

yeah im 14 lol
and you drug drinks already?! i wonder how ur gonna turn out when you grow up lol
and by the way, drugging drinks is cheating! :p

[BlackJack23]

"Theres a party in my pants and you're invited"

"I'm going outside to make out, care to join me?"

[Hawq]

and you drug drinks already?! i wonder how ur gonna turn out when you grow up lol
and by the way, drugging drinks is cheating! :p
"Barman one roofiecolada"


"Theres a party in my pants and you're invited"

"I'm going outside to make out, care to join me?"
'Alllllllright!'

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Best pick up line for a blowjob:

"Hey sexy, wanna taste my juice through my drinking straw?"

[Crimson_Lotus]

"what has 78 bars and holds back the incredible hulk"
she answers "donno, what?"
You say "My zipper.."

just read that one on google again...

[BL4Z3D247]

"what has 78 bars and holds back the incredible hulk"
she answers "donno, what?"
You say "My zipper.."

just read that one on google again...
lmao i'm watchin the incredible hulk right now, and no i don't mean i'm playin with myself lmao, i'm really watchin it

[DPyro]

I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.

Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.

Trust me, I'm user friendly.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

What do you say I use a trojan to open a hole in your system?

We could start a session if you have a cookie for me

[stotheamuel]

When i'm naked I look like Robert Redford.

[Apoklepz]

lmao...Bushy gray hair?

Ok....This actually worked for me in the elevator yesterday. I see this very cute girl almost every monday afternoon, when I leave work...She was looking more than just cute yesterday...in fact she was looking pretty damn hot and I said:

"I like the hair..." She looked at me paused for a second and blurted out a smiling "Thank You"
...then I casually added:

"Makes you look good...and dangerous" To which she kinda blushed, but you coul tell she obviously liked the compliment. Then I added:

"You like dangerous?..." And then she totally sold herself by answering "Sometimes".

Then I asked her where she was going, and she said "home" and I said: "Come on...Your going home? I though you'd be going out to have some fun...maybe meet your man, or something..."

She said: "No..." and paused for a long ass time (probably thinking about ditching her man...lol)

Then I said: "Wanna go out for a drink sometime?"

She said "Sure" and I got her number...I didn't give her mine cause...

...I'm married. JEJEJE

The funny thing is I'm not even the type of guy that would approach a girl the way I did, but yesterday was just one of those days that I felt really in tune with my self...I got things rolling, if you know what I mean.

[Cap'n 1time]

"oh God! Your Uni-brow Is Sooo Cute!"

[Gizmo356]

apoklepz good one

[Apoklepz]

Hey thanks...you should try it out Giz, really works...and once you get them drinking you do your magic powder thing. lmao

[Video_freak]

This is probably one of the best threads on DCEmu :)
Thnx gizmo356.

[Gizmo356]

thanx video _freak and apoklepz ima try this and if it doesnt work ill "use my magic powers" *cough* pill *cough* in drink *cough*

[Video_freak]

lol have fun gizmo :p

[Gizmo356]

lol i will

[Hawq]

"oh God! Your Uni-brow Is Sooo Cute!"Why thank you, hmm this one could work if a chick said it to me

[Gizmo356]

lol

[Video_freak]

these are really good :p
i know i'm gonna be using some of these :D

[ACID]

Hey do you have a little spanish in you.
she says no.
You say will you like to

[Gizmo356]

lmao good one

[Apoklepz]

Ever notice how the sun rises in the east, and then settles down in the west?

Uh huh...

Well...I'd like to rise up in your _________ and settle down in your breast.

SLAPPITY-SLAP!! Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Gizmo356]

slapity slap lmao

[Video_freak]

i dont wanna get bitch-slapped (unless someones filming it with a hidden camera as a prank to the chick) lol :o

[Gizmo356]

lol

[stotheamuel]

thanx video _freak and apoklepz ima try this and if it doesnt work ill "use my magic powers" *cough* pill *cough* in drink *cough*

ehhh! if its worth getting charged for harassment and rape...

[Gizmo356]

lol its a joke man chill

[razorak]

i've definitely enjoyed reading this thread :D :D :D

[Gizmo356]

me too *cough*add to my rep poins*cough* lol joke

[ACID]

I second that Gizmo.

[Gizmo356]

lol

[dtothabreezy]

do rep points do anything lol if they do press the button i know you want to just belive its a big red button that your not sopused to push why in the hell do they have those on earth they just make me want to push them more muhahahaha

[Gizmo356]

i must press muhahaha ha lol

[Video_freak]

lmao these are awesome :)

[Gizmo356]

are those space pants? (no why) cause your ass is out of this world!

[Video_freak]

good one gizmo. i'm actually gonna use that one today :)

[Gizmo356]

lol let me know if it works

[Video_freak]

i will. i'll probably get bitch slapped, so i'll have to try it multiple times to get accurate results :)

[Gizmo356]

lol

[Video_freak]

ok. i just tried it on my sister (17). lets just say she didnt like it too much and i got a red mark on BOTH cheecks :o

[Gizmo356]

lol lets see if that result is consistant.

[Video_freak]

probably, considering girls dont want to be called fat-a$$ lol :)

[Gizmo356]

yeah they dont like that or bubble butt

[Video_freak]

they like round asses tho. they take it as a complement if you think their ass is round, but not fat :)

[Gizmo356]

ima try saying you ass is blobalicious and smells like cheese

[Video_freak]

ya sure that'll work. remember this is BEST PICK-UP LINE thread, not GET YOURSELF BITCH-SLAPPED thread :rolleyes:

[Gizmo356]

lol

[Video_freak]

just lookin out for you lol :D
i dont want you to go home tonight, beaten up by a group of girls that formed an organization against you :rolleyes:

[Gizmo356]

thanx for looking out!:D

[Video_freak]

hey, we're all brothers and sister here on DCEmu :)

[Gizmo356]

yeah we are bro;)

[Video_freak]

feel the love (not THAT way :rolleyes: ) :D

[Gizmo356]

lol

[Gizmo356]

do you have a bandaid(no why?)Cause i just scraped my knee falling for you.

[Video_freak]

lol lmao that ones pretty good :)

[Gizmo356]

lol
i hope you know cpr because you take my breath away

[Video_freak]

that ones even better :) i gotta try that one too :D

[Gizmo356]

yeah maybe she will give you cpr

[Video_freak]

that would suck, in public an everything....:o

[Gizmo356]

lol

[Apoklepz]

"I bet you don't know a thing about homebrew, but I could sure show ya how to brew it all the way home"

...I know, it's corny and you'll lokk like a total nerd...a sly one, but still a nerd...Just thought it was funny, for the peeps sake :)

[Gizmo356]

lmao

[Video_freak]

lol

[Hawq]

just lookin out for you lol :D
i dont want you to go home tonight, beaten up by a group of girls that formed an organization against you :rolleyes:
Hey some of us have to pay for that kind of treatment

[Video_freak]

lmao

[Accordion]

this is from "A Beautiful Mind"

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

[Video_freak]

damn that ones hella funny :)

[Apoklepz]

Yeah...he gets slapped afterwards.

Check this one out.

"If I got a dollar for every girl i saw like you....I'd be pretty much facing bankruptcy right now".

She'll like it if she's smart and doesn't mind you having little money(both very rare qualities in women these days, BTW.lol) If she's a bonehead, go straight to the closer and say:

"Hey, nice day for a little knack-in-the-sack, eh?"

But you'll probably get slapped, anyways.lol

[Gizmo356]

lmao

[Apoklepz]

"Hey babe...Where do I sign up for the Buffet, cause you're making me wanna have seconds"

"How can you just stand there and be so quiet like that, when I'm a world of emotions just looking at you" (show your puppy eyes)

"Damn!(looking at her eyes)...and all this time I thought my fantasy was'nt real"

...ah, they all suck.

[Video_freak]

those are good :)

[Accordion]

will you marry me?

[Video_freak]

i think you'll get slapped for that one. as you can all tell, accordian boy is a little drunk right now... :eek:

[acn010]

wtf? lol

[Accordion]

actually that was me talking to gizmo...
no im kidding, really.

how you doing acn010?

[Apoklepz]

HAHAHAHAHA...you're a killer, man.

BTW, what'cha drinkin'?

[acn010]

im good, you?
hey check the metroid background and icon for eboot, i need opinions about it
:)
here it is:
http://www.dcemu.co.uk/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=31739

[Accordion]

i love a man with a "z" in his name...
its getting creepy now isnt it, even for me!

Southern Comfort....straight...from the bottle....from the empty bottle....

[Video_freak]

lol i think you should stop accordian man

[Apoklepz]

Well, I just saw them, and they look good for the PSP XMB, but totally different from the game's style...that's my personal opinion.

But yeah, it looks good.

[acn010]

i want some of that drink 0.0

[Apoklepz]

Whooo-wheee!! Southern Comfort eh?

I have a story about Southern Comfort... Drank a bottle with one of my dorm coeds on my first year of college (she knows who she is) and we watched Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" that same night...needless to say, she couldn't find her clothes the next day...that's cause after we did the do, and she fell asleep, I hid them in the closet...The next morning we woke up naked and she was quite sober as she scrambled through the room looking for her clothes....it took her so long, I convinced her to have a quickie...and we did! Then she got kinda pissed when I showed her were her bundled up clothing was..lol.....Hey Gizmo! You should try it!

...AHHHH fun, comfortable memories...with Southern Comfort.

[Accordion]

hmm.
in a bizarre line of events we have found that southern comfort is the best way to get ourselves a young womans company.

[acn010]

woooooooooooooootttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lol.
i get chiks from parties

[Apoklepz]

See...the thing with scotch and whisky, is you can get drunk and not have a hangover the next morning...in fact, you'll be quite sober.

[Gizmo356]

apoklepz thats the best idea ive heard all day;) Its like a 2 for 1 special:D

[acn010]

ha ha ha,drunken chicks can get a little sloppy, have to choose a certain one though

[Apoklepz]

HAHAHA...two for one special...lol...that's great Giz!

[Video_freak]

buy 1 get 1 free

[acn010]

yes, free.......

[Accordion]

what a weird night.

[Video_freak]

lol you never thought youd have a weird night like that on a psp site did you? :)

[Gizmo356]

lol i wouldnt have

i have the ship you have the dock how about we tie up for the night

[Video_freak]

lmao that ones hecka good :p

[Gizmo356]

lol thanx

[acn010]

lmao

[Gizmo356]

wow this thread is massive

[Video_freak]

thats what i was thinking. this is post number 159!!! :eek:

[acn010]

its not much, lets make it long like the dealdalus thread.
he he

[Video_freak]

the daedalus thread has been here longer....and it has more people interested :)

[acn010]

meh, st least making this thread long as possible

[Video_freak]

ya sure whatever. :)

[acn010]

ha ha ha

[Gizmo356]

how would you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized

[acn010]

ha ha ha, depends

[Gizmo356]

Hi my name is Paul remember it youll be screaming it all night;)

[acn010]

thats not nice, ha ha ha.
hi my name is David, remember, you're gonna scream it all night

[Gizmo356]

lol

girl you must be a broom because you swept me off my feet

[acn010]

ha ha ha.
"felt great last night when you were riding horsey on me, and whats your name?"

[Gizmo356]

lol

[acn010]

lol,
im out or a few hours, ttyl:D

[nyrtrublue]

Can someone tell me why these never seem to work?

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Do you work at subway caause yo gave me a foot long?

Do you give head to strangers? Okay then allow me to introcuece myself.

[Gizmo356]

cause you gotta be smoth lol

[Video_freak]

:D these are awesome. i tried some of these today- nothing worked , just got bitch-slapped over and over and over again :(. it was still funny tho :)

[stotheamuel]

baby you're like a video game... I wanna, circle, circle square you all night long.

[Gizmo356]

lmao

[acn010]

ha ha

[LordSturm]

These are all definatly slap worthy, not that id know...

Meh.

[razorak]

suppose renaming the thread would do the trick

"How to get slapped 101" :D

[CupofCoffee]

Maybe they are all masochist pick up lines?

[Gizmo356]

????

[Video_freak]

wtf? lol :confused:

[Shadowblind]

wuzzat mean

[Gizmo356]

i have no idea

[Video_freak]

CupofCoffee we need some help to know wtf you're saying...

[Gizmo356]

maybe a dic.....tionary

[Video_freak]

hah your so funny gizmo, like i've never heard that one before :p

[Gizmo356]

lol i heard that in 3rd grade;)

[Accordion]

dont forget you are on the internet, you can search it...

or i could tell you
it means you get "pleasure" from pain being inflicted upon yourself
now go and watch "Ichi the Killer" by Takeshi Miike.
a great, yet utterly sick film.

[Video_freak]

thnks for the info accordian boy ;) we're on the internet? :confused: lol jk :p

[Accordion]

to video freak... i tried to pm but you have no space so here it is...
there must be someway to persuade your mother to use the website, it is quite respected along with lik-sang.

how old are you...i got my first visa/switch card when i was 16, but maybe the uk has different rules about such.

[Video_freak]

let me clear some space...sorry about that :o

[stotheamuel]

I love masochism..


I let my woman light my testicles on fire...

B3at that

[acn010]

wtf? light it on fire?
lol

[Apoklepz]

Hmmmmmm......Fire Testicles.

Great name for my friends Punk-Rock band.

Thanks!

[acn010]

"the firetesticles"
weird

[Video_freak]

10 year old kid to his mom:
"Mom, can I go see the firetesticles?"
Mom:
"WTF?!"

[Apoklepz]

lol.Back on topic.

Hey baby....Wanna fire my testicles?

[acn010]

my balls are on fire?

[Apoklepz]

Off topic again, I can't believe they had to close the news thread because of some unpoliteness, but I was just gonna post this over there...and I'm posting it here since most of you were there anyways....I'll delete this post later Giz, K?


*Ouch* My head hurts after reading all these insults launched back and forth....For a moment there I thought I was at QJ.net all over again.

Voltron, it's a sad thing that you got banned over cursing other people's beliefs. If you were more open minded, you'd see that's one of the main reason countries are still at war.

Zac 531, you're clearly making an ethnically insulting argument over what....a couple of corner shops and turbans? At least those people work decently enough for their hard earned money and have their own style...Not like some drug selling, hip-hop gear wearing, thug sell out, the kind you see everyday now walking down the streets....now there's a real disgrace of a person.

[Video_freak]

nicely put Apoklepz. i completly agree...

[acn010]

me too

[Apoklepz]

Hey thanks guys, I just think its shameful enough we're having world crisis still in the twenty first century to even bother coming to a forum to bash around everyone else because they're diferent or think diferently than you. I had to make my views across but the thread was closed.

[acn010]

i was gonna comment there but it got closed.
so yeah, i dont care whats your beliefs, i care only the person personality, everybody is equal and nobody can be superior

[Video_freak]

sorry. i told them to close that thread :o

[acn010]

its ok,its for the best to be closed

[Shadowblind]

Sounds to me like 1 guy on two accounts.

[Apoklepz]

It's cool....and the gang.lol

but yeah, back to topic.

"Wow I bet you swim fast"

"Why?"

"You kidding me?....With a fin that size?"
(woffle fin, that is)

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP-ATTACK!

[acn010]

ha ha ha
"is that a forest under that thong?

[Gizmo356]

apoklepz dont delete that post! anyway hey girl do you have a map because i keep getting lost in your eyes

[Apoklepz]

Hey! Nice one Gizmo...You're catching up...very smooth.

[Shadowblind]

this ones from FoP

Hey, how are you doing, your beatiful, and I kidnapped your parents, I love you so if you ever want to see them alive again come with me on a date

[Gizmo356]

lol

[dtothabreezy]

that was funny:p

[stotheamuel]

omg i missed the whole thread... and i just read it all... disgusting.... how many ignorant people are there...

Man... Dumb F***s
(google: Loose change)

Ok here is a good pick up line

I'm good at math, U+I=69

[ACID]

stotheamuel what the you critic us then do the same. Man we aren't harming no one its all in fun.

[ACID]

UN like Jesus i cant make water split or spread. Want to see the red i can spread

[Gizmo356]

yeah its all fun chill bro;) good one acid

[stotheamuel]

NOOOO
I was talking about the terrorist subject. when i said i missed the whole thread.. lol

cuz it came up and i was like what

but no,:D dirty jokes are alright

[Video_freak]

jeez, the whole terorism thing wont stop will it. btw, thanks for this thread gizmo356, its probably the funnest from this site :)

[Gizmo356]

ok srry;)

[Gizmo356]

no prob video freak

[Accordion]

loose change is a great video...
but the tone starts going a bit too sarcastic in places(probably all of it)

unfortunately voltron is back online...

[acn010]

"are those real?"

[Gizmo356]

its alive

[acn010]

yup, well alive.
where were you gizmo?

[Gizmo356]

on my site anyway i heard this on tv i have the whole dictionary written on my d![K how a bout i go to your place and stick some words in your mouth

[Video_freak]

"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." ;)

[Gizmo356]

lol

[ACID]

"You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." ;)
LOL theres a song like this

[Video_freak]

ya, thats where i took it from (notice that i didnt take credit for it ;))

the song is called: Discovery Channel (Act of Mating),
by "Bloodhound Gang" ;)

[infernomax]

ya, thats where i took it from (notice that i didnt take credit for it ;))

the song is called: Discovery Channel (Act of Mating),
by "Bloodhound Gang" ;)

The actual name of the song is "The bad touch"

[Gizmo356]

omg im board

[ACID]

Me two gizmo nothing new out thats why.

[BRAVO_Forest]

"Hi."

Seriously, it works and doesn't sound cheesy.

[dtothabreezy]

thank u like i said being chill totaly works:cool:

[acn010]

ya, thats where i took it from (notice that i didnt take credit for it ;))

the song is called: Discovery Channel (Act of Mating),
by "Bloodhound Gang" ;)
ha ha ha, where did you get the title of the song?

[Video_freak]

LimeWire...:)

[jman420]

"DAMN! you got a huge ass! . . . . . .... . . . . wana do somthing later?"

usualy gets attention anyway...

*SLOURPE'd!*

[Gizmo356]

lol

[demondude777]

I was talkint to a lady once that was 5'2" and I'm 6'5". Here is how it went:

Me: I hate being tall.
Her: I hate being short. I wish I was taller.
Me: Oh really, well if you like I'd be willling to give you 6 or 7 of my inches.

No slap for that one.....just giggles.

[Video_freak]

LMAO. i thought youd get slapped :)

[Gizmo356]

omg thats funny but i thought youll get slapped