retroremakes
January 5th, 2010, 03:50
After writing this morning about the Glare LA-9/P (http://gizmodo.com/5439360/military+grade-laser-pointer-blinds-people-25-miles-away), a device that can blind people from 2.5 miles away, I got this video of a product called the Dazer Laser (http://gizmodo.com/tag/dazerlaser/). It seems like a joke, but it's real. I think?
I just love the swoosh sounds—I think the guy doing the voice over makes them. Or the way the suspect doesn't turn away and starts running. And their script: "Dazer Laser will effectively disrupt and stop the perpetration of wrongdoing!" or "Dazer Laser, saving lives one daze at a time."
This is an instant classic, I tell you.
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More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/-hSkFvsBTG8/dazer-laser-fights-criminals-with-nefarious-intentions-and-stupid-moves)
I just love the swoosh sounds—I think the guy doing the voice over makes them. Or the way the suspect doesn't turn away and starts running. And their script: "Dazer Laser will effectively disrupt and stop the perpetration of wrongdoing!" or "Dazer Laser, saving lives one daze at a time."
This is an instant classic, I tell you.
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More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/-hSkFvsBTG8/dazer-laser-fights-criminals-with-nefarious-intentions-and-stupid-moves)