retroremakes
January 17th, 2010, 21:20
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/500x_boxetti1.jpgThe Boxetti transforms from home theater (http://gizmodo.com/tag/hometheater/) system into a white display case akin to something I'd see holding up housewares at a Crate & Barrel in less time than it takes you to say "fugly as sin."
I mean this is just, like, my opinion, man, but those colors? The bland white freezer box it transforms into when not in use? Those big, abstract art dopey ear speakers in the rear? Come on now. I'm all for transforming furniture—hell I even wrote a short film noir detective story (http://gizmodo.com/5405043/the-post-where-i-turn-an-old-transforming-sofabed-into-a-crime-scene) about some once—but come on.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/500x_boxetti2.jpgThere aren't even any lasers. Oh, and it's $8,000. For that price I expect a Megan Fox lapdance, standard. Try again. [Boxetti (http://www.boxetti.com/en/#home) via Born Rich (http://www.bornrich.org/entry/boxetti-home-theatre-offers-functionality-and-suitability/) via DVICE (http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/boxetti-home-th.php)]
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More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/9KdN9hj0b6Q/boxetti-thrill-transforming-home-theater-can-morph-its-way-into-the-scrap-heap)
I mean this is just, like, my opinion, man, but those colors? The bland white freezer box it transforms into when not in use? Those big, abstract art dopey ear speakers in the rear? Come on now. I'm all for transforming furniture—hell I even wrote a short film noir detective story (http://gizmodo.com/5405043/the-post-where-i-turn-an-old-transforming-sofabed-into-a-crime-scene) about some once—but come on.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/500x_boxetti2.jpgThere aren't even any lasers. Oh, and it's $8,000. For that price I expect a Megan Fox lapdance, standard. Try again. [Boxetti (http://www.boxetti.com/en/#home) via Born Rich (http://www.bornrich.org/entry/boxetti-home-theatre-offers-functionality-and-suitability/) via DVICE (http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/boxetti-home-th.php)]
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