retroremakes
January 31st, 2010, 22:20
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2010/01/500x_office-paper-to-toilet-paper_iwbz9_65.jpgBoss: "Jensen, I wouldn't wipe my ass with your TPS reports, such is my disdain for your work." Jensen: "That's too bad, sir, because you just did in the restroom!" You see, readers, this scene unfolded thusly because of this:
It's a machine that recycles paper into toilet paper (http://gizmodo.com/tag/toiletpaper/)! And surprise, this quirky bit of tech is from...Japan!
Called White Goat (http://gizmodo.com/tag/whitegoat/), possibly because someone in the inventor's office saw one eating some paper one day and then do what animals do naturally after eating such things, the machine creates a roll of TP in about 30 minutes using 40 sheets of office paper:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2010/01/i51zo3la70u.jpgThe $100,000 machine goes on sale in Japan this summer, and is expected to save about 60 trees annually. Your job, on the other hand, may still be beyond saving. [Ubergizmo (http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2010/01/machine_to_turn_your_office_paper_into_toilet_pape r.html) via Born Rich (http://www.bornrich.org/entry/flush-your-creative-ideas-down-the-drain-literally/)]
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It's a machine that recycles paper into toilet paper (http://gizmodo.com/tag/toiletpaper/)! And surprise, this quirky bit of tech is from...Japan!
Called White Goat (http://gizmodo.com/tag/whitegoat/), possibly because someone in the inventor's office saw one eating some paper one day and then do what animals do naturally after eating such things, the machine creates a roll of TP in about 30 minutes using 40 sheets of office paper:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2010/01/i51zo3la70u.jpgThe $100,000 machine goes on sale in Japan this summer, and is expected to save about 60 trees annually. Your job, on the other hand, may still be beyond saving. [Ubergizmo (http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2010/01/machine_to_turn_your_office_paper_into_toilet_pape r.html) via Born Rich (http://www.bornrich.org/entry/flush-your-creative-ideas-down-the-drain-literally/)]
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