Sun CEO Tweets Resignation in Haiku [Blockquote]

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I think it's only fair, since Jonathan left us with a poem, that we return the courtesy. I'll start!

Jonathan Schwartz: Don't
care for the ponytail, but
Java's pretty sweet.
Okay, now you go. Dirty limericks also accepted/encouraged. And bonus points for something with MySQL. [Twitter (http://twitter.com/openjonathan) via Boing Boing (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/03/sun-ceo-tweets-resig.html)]


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