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February 9th, 2010, 23:20
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/02/500x_shahrukh-khan1.jpgBollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan (http://gizmodo.com/tag/shahrukhkhan/) doesn't give a damn about his naughty bits showing in airport security full body scans (http://gizmodo.com/5447163/nudists-fully-support-peeping-airport-scanners). In fact, he's turned them into dedicated glamour photos. According to him, only people with small penises whine about it.
I was in London recently going through the airport and these new machines have come up, the body scans (http://gizmodo.com/tag/bodyscans/). You've got to see them. It makes you embarrassed—if you're not well endowed.
You walk into the machine and everything - the whole outline of your body - comes out.
I was a little scared. Something happens [inside the scans], and I came out.
Then I saw these girls - they had these printouts. I looked at them. I thought they were some forms you had to fill. I said 'give them to me' - and you could see everything inside. So I autographed them for them.
The exact same thing happened to me at Heathrow recently. Except that there weren't any girls, but a fat security guy named Ralph. [Yahoo! (http://in.news.yahoo.com/43/20100206/908/ten-shah-rukh-signs-off-sexy-body-scan-p.html)]
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I was in London recently going through the airport and these new machines have come up, the body scans (http://gizmodo.com/tag/bodyscans/). You've got to see them. It makes you embarrassed—if you're not well endowed.
You walk into the machine and everything - the whole outline of your body - comes out.
I was a little scared. Something happens [inside the scans], and I came out.
Then I saw these girls - they had these printouts. I looked at them. I thought they were some forms you had to fill. I said 'give them to me' - and you could see everything inside. So I autographed them for them.
The exact same thing happened to me at Heathrow recently. Except that there weren't any girls, but a fat security guy named Ralph. [Yahoo! (http://in.news.yahoo.com/43/20100206/908/ten-shah-rukh-signs-off-sexy-body-scan-p.html)]
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