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February 13th, 2010, 17:20
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/02/thumb160x_img_0632.jpgIt's the worst feeling: Waking up completely wrecked from the night before, only to realize with a dull sweat that you pressed 'Send'. Fortunately for the rest of us, what you drunkenly texted is often hilarious.
And now there's even a whole website dedicated to collecting your stupidest text messages (http://gizmodo.com/tag/textmessages/): Texts From Last Night (dot com) (http://textsfromlastnight.com/), which has upped the ante with a book (http://book.textsfromlastnight.com/) and the now obligatory iPhone app (http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=324906070&mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D6). (You can, of course, just text them (http://textsfromlastnight.com/How-To-Text-TFLN.html).)
Here are some of our favorites.
Just because this came from California I'm not going to judge
(707) he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
Strategy: Indisputable; Tactics: Perhaps Less So
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.
Modern love is hard, but Google is not
(314) I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Mooning Over My Hammies
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle-aged waitress at the Denny's in Waco. She's used but in good condition.
No, you're good. Just set your desk on fire.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
But where's the remote?
dude I woke up laying next to some guy. I don't have my bra or his name. he has a nice TV though.
Unfortunately all I ever watched was "The A-Team", so I just got in my van and drove away.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for rope so he wouldn't wake up. I am so glad I watched MacGyver as a kid.
Finally: Everyone here wins
(949) Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
(1-949) are you seriously doing this over text message
(949) hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?p=1 (http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?p=1) http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226 http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:H0mrP-F8Qgo) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:yIl2AUoC8zA) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:D7DqB2pKExk</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:D7DqB2pKExk) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:V_sGLiPBpWU</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:V_sGLiPBpWU)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~4/Id_EACFBbho
More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/Id_EACFBbho/omg-i-did-not-text-that)
And now there's even a whole website dedicated to collecting your stupidest text messages (http://gizmodo.com/tag/textmessages/): Texts From Last Night (dot com) (http://textsfromlastnight.com/), which has upped the ante with a book (http://book.textsfromlastnight.com/) and the now obligatory iPhone app (http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=324906070&mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D6). (You can, of course, just text them (http://textsfromlastnight.com/How-To-Text-TFLN.html).)
Here are some of our favorites.
Just because this came from California I'm not going to judge
(707) he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
Strategy: Indisputable; Tactics: Perhaps Less So
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.
Modern love is hard, but Google is not
(314) I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Mooning Over My Hammies
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle-aged waitress at the Denny's in Waco. She's used but in good condition.
No, you're good. Just set your desk on fire.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
But where's the remote?
dude I woke up laying next to some guy. I don't have my bra or his name. he has a nice TV though.
Unfortunately all I ever watched was "The A-Team", so I just got in my van and drove away.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for rope so he wouldn't wake up. I am so glad I watched MacGyver as a kid.
Finally: Everyone here wins
(949) Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
(1-949) are you seriously doing this over text message
(949) hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
http://ads.pheedo.com/img.phdo?p=1 (http://ads.pheedo.com/click.phdo?p=1) http://a.rfihub.com/eus.gif?eui=2226 http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:H0mrP-F8Qgo) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:yIl2AUoC8zA) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:D7DqB2pKExk</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:D7DqB2pKExk) http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?i=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:V_sGLiPBpWU</img> (http://feeds.gawker.com/~ff/gizmodo/full?a=Id_EACFBbho:7tv1PKJnKb8:V_sGLiPBpWU)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~4/Id_EACFBbho
More... (http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/Id_EACFBbho/omg-i-did-not-text-that)