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March 3rd, 2010, 02:50
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/03/340x_432xrayfork.jpgYou've been skimming credit cards and the cops found out—they've already executed a search warrant and found a flash drive full of evidence against you. If you're Florin Necula (http://gizmodo.com/tag/florinnecula/), this means that it's time to swallow.
Not only will the poor guy probably wind up in jail with a tummy ache, but he's being charged with obstruction of justice because of his attempt to destroy evidence. [Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0302101flash1.html) via The Loop (http://www.loopinsight.com/2010/03/02/suspect-charged-with-obstruction-after-swallowing-flash-drive/) via Jim Dalrymple (http://twitter.com/jdalrymple/status/9904043018)]
The x-ray at the top obviously isn't this guy's. It's of someone who swallowed a fork instead of a flash drive and was found at Mental Floss (http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18071)
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Not only will the poor guy probably wind up in jail with a tummy ache, but he's being charged with obstruction of justice because of his attempt to destroy evidence. [Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0302101flash1.html) via The Loop (http://www.loopinsight.com/2010/03/02/suspect-charged-with-obstruction-after-swallowing-flash-drive/) via Jim Dalrymple (http://twitter.com/jdalrymple/status/9904043018)]
The x-ray at the top obviously isn't this guy's. It's of someone who swallowed a fork instead of a flash drive and was found at Mental Floss (http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/18071)
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