Mayor of Duluth, Minnesota Wants All Firstborns To Be Named "Google Fiber" [Humor]

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Hey, Topeka, Kansas (http://gizmodo.com/5483255/topeka-kansas-changes-name-in-attempt-to-get-googles-gigabit-fiber)! Duluth, Minnesota is calling you out for changing your name to Google in an attempt to get Google's Gigabit fiber Internet (http://gizmodo.com/5468670/google-wants-to-test-gigabit-fiber-internet-for-up-to-500000-people). They're announcing that all firstborn children shall be named Google Fiber (http://gizmodo.com/tag/googlefiber/). Or Googlette Fiber for gals.
Ah, thank goodness for that lengthy disclaimer at the beginning of the video or I'd have thought they were serious. [Thanks, Draven301 (http://gizmodo.com/people/draven301)!]


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