It's the "Yo Mama so..." thread!!

[ACID]

Have to go thumpa but it was nice check you later.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

[ACID]

Yo momma is like a hot air balloon there she bloooooooooooooooooosswwwwwwssssssssssssss

[thumpa]

yo momma teerh is so big she flosses
with rope

[mnuhaily22]

yo momma's so fat when she wore a malcom x t-shirt, hillicoptors landed on her back.

[mnuhaily22]

oh ya and one more, yo momma's so ugly she put the buggeyman out of business

[Apoklepz]

Yo mama's breast are so huge and sweaty when she goes to the gym, they made a drink called Mountain Dew after them.

[Malksta]

Yo mama is so fat, that when the tunami was goin' on she thought of it as a vacation

[Apoklepz]

Yo momma so dumb, when they told her "Hurricane's comin!" and the hurricane passed, she asked you "How come Caine never got here?"

[stotheamuel]

Your mother is so stupid, she voted for BUSH.... :p

[Video_freak]

Your mother is so stupid, she voted for BUSH.... :p
Dude, aren't Texans for Bush? :p

[Dull Blade]

no one with a brain is for bush.

[Video_freak]

no one with a brain is for bush.
Amen to that! :)

[Apoklepz]

Yo momma is so dumb, she goes..."Imagine that! They elected a vagina for President!"

[stotheamuel]

im in a town with one of the higher amounts of Democrats... and we are still outnumbered

ps ive never been on a horse either

[ACID]

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!