It's the "Yo Mama so..." thread!!

[Apoklepz]

Just thought I'd start one of these here, just for laughs...Please keep the naughty & dirty talk aside...Let's see if you guys can try to keep it Clean, Graphic & as Funny as possible....Go!

"Yo Mama so big and fat, they told her to leave the Bank because she was occupying the Tellers, the Advisor and the Safe."

I'm sure somebody can do much better than that.:D

[ExcruciationX]

Yo Mama is so big that when she wear's a yellow coat, people are yellen' "TAXI!"

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund(i know, i know it's old lol)

[Video_freak]

Yo moma's so fat, when she was wearing a red coat, everyone was sayin' "Kool-aid, kool-aid!". :)

[Video_freak]

These two are old and stupid, but w/e....
Yo moma's so stupid she starved to death traped in a super market.

Yo moma's so stupid she got locked in a convertible (with the top off)

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so dumb she thought a dildoe was a missing pickle

[Malksta]

Yo mama's so fat she thinks eating mcdonalds is a diet (i know it sucks >.<)

[Video_freak]

Yo moma's so fat, she goes into orbit whenever she farts.

[Malksta]

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own postal code! (another sucky one)

[Video_freak]

Yo moma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."

[FrierTuck]

dirty joke alert,
your mamas so fat your dad has to go caving to have anal sex
dont ban me please, seriously, dont i beg you, oh well
Yo mommas so fat if she swims in the gulf of mexico cubans try to use her as a raft to get to america

[Video_freak]

Dude, we asked for no naughty crap! :mad:
It is pretty funny though...

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat, that when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

[SSaxdude]

Yo mamma so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

Yo mamma so bad at driving that Asians are better than her.

There is one I have but may offend you, so I won't say it.

[BL4Z3D247]

Yo mamma so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

Yo mamma so bad at driving that Asians are better than her.

There is one I have but may offend you, so I won't say it.
i like the offensive ones lol

[Gizmo356]

yo mama is so hairy u almost died from rug burn at birth

[Apoklepz]

AHAHAHA...those are all great!

I've particularly laughed a lot at these:


Yo Mama is so big that when she wear's a yellow coat, people are yellen' "TAXI!"

Yo moma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."

Your mamas so fat your dad has to go caving to have anal sex.>>>Yo mommas so fat if she swims in the gulf of mexico cubans try to use her as a raft to get to america
Gotta warn you there, Tuck...watch the sass, sassy-pants...lol...not really.

Yo mamma so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.There is one I have but may offend you, so I won't say it.
Let's see it!

yo mama is so hairy u almost died from rug burn at birth

Ok, me again...

"Yo mama's mustache is so huge, she's making all that money you don't know about, selling carwash supplies."

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Yo mama's so old her social security number is "1"!

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Eh, two I know.

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so fat she ate the milkyway galaxy

[Apoklepz]

HEHEH...alongside some Oreos.lol

[FrierTuck]

yah, as far as i know i came up with my own, i hate usig other peoples material for my jokes, and yah, i knew that was pushing it but i still had to throw it out there

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so fat one day she wore white to the zoo and they thought a polar bear escaped

[Apoklepz]

Yo mama gots such a thick humongous butt, every year she donates a piece of that ass towards blubber produce.

[FrierTuck]

yo mommas sofat it takes 10 priests to hear her confession in church

[Apoklepz]

Yo momma stink so much, the fish jumped back in the ocean when she visit the supermarket seafood section.

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so hairy the pictures of bigfoot are her

[Apoklepz]

Yo momma so hairy, that as a kid, she walked you to school in her bush.....Ewwwwwww.

I kinda crossed the line there myself.

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so fat that she likes food shoved down her throat during sex

[BrooksyX]

Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to Japan everbody shouted, "GODZILLA!"

Yo Momma is so fat that in school she sat next to everyone.

Yo Momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so dumb she can't spell the abc's

[BrooksyX]

Yo Momma is so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so fat when the world ends we can just go live on her

[Malksta]

Yo Mama's so fat that she couldnt locate her feet.

[Video_freak]

Yo moma is so fat that she's fat! :D

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat that she entered a pie eating contest and ate the jugde's instead

[BrooksyX]

Yo moma is so fat that she's fat! :D
:rolleyes:

[Video_freak]

Yo mama so fat that she entered a pie eating contest and ate the jugde's instead
LMAO! :)
Yo moma's so fat she got arrested for shop lifting (actually lifting the store).

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat she raped a blue whale...

Jeez... I suck at these

[Video_freak]

No malkster, here's a really crappy one:
Yo moma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt. :rolleyes:
This one's ok:
Yo moma's so fat that when she called Jenny Craig and told them her weight, they said, "We don't want your area code, we want your weight."

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat that when she tries to get in a store she sings "I gotta get through this"

[BL4Z3D247]

No malkster, here's a really crappy one:
Yo moma's so fat she uses the equator as a belt. :rolleyes:
This one's ok:
Yo moma's so fat that when she called Jenny Craig and told them her weight, they said, "We don't want your area code, we want your weight."
:p

[Video_freak]

Yo mama so fat that when she tries to get in a store she sings "I gotta get through this"
That gave me an idea.
Yo moma's so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean, she sings "I'm signing in the rain..."

[PSPdemon]

Your Mama is so FAT that She has her own Orbit!

Your Mama is UGLY that Not even Scientist knew what she was.

( ill give you others when i think of them )

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so fat their gunna start using her instead of whales for perfume

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so dumb i asked for a kiss on the cheek and she pulled down my pants and kissed my @$$

oops...sorry for the double post i figured somebody would've post already...my bad :D

[The Hombrew Hunter]

LMAO! :)
Yo moma's so fat she got arrested for shop lifting (actually lifting the store).

That was dumb...It's better as

"Yo momma's so stupid she thought Shoplifting meant lifting UP the store!"

Hm.

Yo momma's so fat that I found humans living on her!

That one blew.

[BL4Z3D247]

yo mama's so fugly she made the elephant boy look like brad pitt

[Shilo]

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

I'm done :)................. maybe ;)

[BrooksyX]

shilo you just copied and pasted that from the first site that comes up on google.

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!


Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

I'm done :)................. maybe ;)

In turn, love broke the table (family joke) :p

Also, Direct TV's program guide is SOOOOO STUPID, it classifies Shin-Chan as CHILDREN! MEANING CHILDREN'S SHOW!

WTF are those guide programmers on? Weed?!

[Dull Blade]

heres my contributions.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her cloths on the drive way
Yo Mama so smelly she made an onion cry

the second one was a dull blade original.

[Shilo]

shilo you just copied and pasted that from the first site that comes up on google.

LOL So I did :p I'll try to think up one on my own :D

[Dull Blade]

after this thread dies down we need to get a dumb blond thread.

Oh and some jokes right.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

**sorry if the middle one's a little in apropriate. i just couldn't not include it. its my fav**

[thumpa]

Ya Mama Is So Fat
When U Cut Her She Bleeds Crisco

[JD/]

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
LMAO :)
thumpa your momas so fat they use the grease of her forehead to make pancakes.

your momas teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her stomach lights up.

Sorry dude you had it coming quintuple post?

[stotheamuel]

Yo mamas so ugly... you share the same genes and she resembles you

yo mamas such a whore.. her legs have never met

yo mamas so fat no one can go on the elevator with her!

i win

[Shilo]

Yo mama's so fat that when she gets into her jacked up truck it turns into a low rider.

That one I made up :)

[AvengedSevenfold Fan]

yo mamas so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white people go by, she yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

[Dull Blade]

yo mamas so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white people go by, she yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Stop that twinkie :D LMAO oh god thats funny

[thumpa]

Jd/ U Know I Got To Get U

Ya Mama Is So Fat
When It Rain In The Summertime
She Uses The Freeway As A Slip N Slide

[ACID]

Jd/ U Know I Got To Get U

Ya Mama Is So Fat
When It Rain In The Summertime
She Uses The Freeway As A Slip N Slide
Oh my god no you didnt. LOL

[razorak]

interesting thread =)

[ACID]

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[ACID]

Heres my answer for everybody.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

[thumpa]

Acid Burn You Gotta Come Harder
Than That

Ya Momma Is So Fat She Uses A Vcr For A Beeper

Ya Momma Is So Dumb She Thought The Board Of Education Was A Piece Of Wood

[dejkirkby]

Your momma is so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car.
Your momma is so fat the talking scales tell her "no coach parties".
Your momma is so fat the talking scales tell her "one person at a time".
Your momma is so dumb when I said "dirty ho" she cleaned the gardening equipment.

[thumpa]

ya mama is like a door knob
everybody gets a turn

ya mama is so short
she can hang glide on a dorito

[ACID]

You had to get me started thumpa

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

[Apoklepz]

Yo mama so fat that scientists even mistook her for the gap in the ozone.

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat she's a threat to the sun

(keep getting worse every time)

[Tanis6909]

yo mamma is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head......just to make up her mind!

[Malksta]

yo mamma is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head......just to make up her mind!

lol :p

[ACID]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

[Video_freak]

The second one was halarious Acidburn. :D

[ACID]

Comon my good friend bring it. LOL

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

[Video_freak]

Most of the jokes have already been said in this thread (there's like 8 pages...). :o

[ACID]

Ah just google there all there. but no i saw a web with like a 1000 of this puppy's and more then half haven't been said. Oh bi the way.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

[thumpa]

ya mama got one leg
talking bout
let's kick it

[JD/]

your momas so stupid she tried to send voice mail and started shouting in an envelope.
your momas so fat she has to fedex her food to her stomach.

[thumpa]

acidburn
ya mama is so old
when god said let their be light
she hit the switch

video_freak
u will never be half the man ya mama is

[JD/]

acidburn
ya mama is so old
when god said let their be light
she hit the switch

video_freak
u will never be half the man ya mama is
ouch are you two gnna have dat? :D

[Apoklepz]

Yo Mama's so freaking gullible, she jumped out the window when she saw how many Posts I had.

666 in ya face Byatch! lol

[Video_freak]

Um, not to offend or anything Apoklepz... :o

[Apoklepz]

Sorry, didn't want to offend anyone...specially not you...Just thought It'd be funny.

[Video_freak]

Sorry, didn't want to offend anyone...specially not you...Just thought It'd be funny.
No, what I meant is that I didn't want to offend you. :)

[thumpa]

Yo Mama's so freaking gullible, she jumped out the window when she saw how many Posts I had.

666 in ya face Byatch! lol

apoklepz
yo mama is so ugly she get free
handicap parking

[Video_freak]

Oh, you just got served! Serve him back, and then it's on! :)

[thumpa]

Oh, you just got served! Serve him back, and then it's on! :)

i had to get him for u

[Video_freak]

Get him for me?

[thumpa]

Get him for me?

yeah i thought he was trying to get at you on the
ranking tip

[Video_freak]

yeah i thought he was trying to get at you on the
ranking tip
Oh really? I thought he was just playing around... :o
Anyways, you served 'em good. :D

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Are all the "Yo mama" Joke's from a site ? :P

[Malksta]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

[Malksta]

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.

RaMpAgE

[tallica]

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


I lold at that :p

[thumpa]

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.

RaMpAgE

malkster
ya mama is so fat
her blood type is ketchup

and no all the mama jokes is not from websites

[Malksta]

malkster
ya mama is so fat
her blood type is ketchup

and no all the mama jokes is not from websites

Well, I found most of them on a site ;)

[Malksta]

Thumpa, Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!

Has malk gone too far? :p

[Video_freak]

Hmmm... I'm guessing that's just a little too far Malkster... :o

[Malksta]

:p

[thumpa]

Thumpa, Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!

Has malk gone too far? :p

THAT'S A GOOD ONE

THAT'S WHY YA MAMA IS SO POOR
I SEEN HER A KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET
asked her what she was doin
and she said moving

did i take it to far
the world will never know

[tallica]

ooooooooooooooohhhhhh you got served malk!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Ya mama's so fat and old that explorers fell in her ass and found the lost city of Atlantis!

OoooooOO did the Nazi of Grammar go too far?

[thumpa]

I'm ready for whoever, whenever
I will put it down for my crown
is that understood

[thumpa]

Ya mama's so fat and old that explorers fell in her ass and found the lost city of Atlantis!

OoooooOO did the Nazi of Grammar go too far?

ya mama ain't got no arms
talking bout can u lend me a hand

[Video_freak]

Damn thumpa is THE diss master of DCEmu.

[thumpa]

Damn thumpa is THE diss master of DCEmu.

thanks

I RULE WITH A IRON FIST

[Tony99]

yo mama is so fat when she fell down i didn't want to laugh but the floor was cracking up

[ACID]

thumpa
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

[thumpa]

yo mama is so fat when she fell down i didn't want to laugh but the floor was cracking up


YO MAMA IS BULIT LIKE A 85' BUICK WITH HAIL DAMAGE

[ACID]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

[thumpa]

thumpa
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

SORRY FOR BEING EXPLICT AND WE ARE JUST JOKING
HERE

BUT YO MAMA IS DEAF AND DUMB
I ASKED HER WHY SHE PUT MY D*CK
IN HER EAR AND SHE SAID SO SHE CAN HEAR ME
CUMMING

[thumpa]

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

YO MAMA IS SO BALD HEADED
WHEN SHE WEARS TURTLENECKS
IT LOOKS LIKE A BUSTED CONDOM

[ACID]

LOL good one.
Yo mama such a dirty w**** that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

[stotheamuel]

your mother is soo ugly.. i couldnt use a brown paper bag last night... i had to get a trash bag


burn.. no one can take that.(and mine are all origional ha)

[ACID]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants

[thumpa]

LOL good one.
Yo mama such a dirty w**** that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!


GUEST WHAT IS YO MAMA
NICKNAME

a:TANK ASS
b:GIGANTOR
C:MS.STAYPUFF
D: ALL OF THE ABOVE

THE ANSWER WHEN WE COME BACK

[ACID]

Yo Momma so Dirty she has to creep up on the bath water.

Yo Momma so Dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

Yo Momma so Dirty that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

Yo Momma so Dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

Yo Momma so Dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

Yo Momma so Dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

[ACID]

Yo Momma Like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

[thumpa]

Yo Momma so Dirty she has to creep up on the bath water.

Yo Momma so Dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

Yo Momma so Dirty that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

Yo Momma so Dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

Yo Momma so Dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

Yo Momma so Dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

THE BACK OF YO MAMA FEET LOOKS LIKE SHE BUSTS
CONCRETE FOR A LIVIN

[Malksta]

Thumpa
Yo mama is so stupid, she tryed to do math :p

[Tony99]

Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!

[thumpa]

Thumpa
Yo mama is so stupid, she tryed to do math :p

YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE WEARS EXTRA SMEDUIM
SHIRTS

[Malksta]

YO MAMA IS SO SKINNY SHE WEARS EXTRA SMEDUIM
SHIRTS
Pff, Skinny lol, Take that as a compliment :P

[Malksta]

Thumpa,
Yo mama is so stupid, Retard's Correct her grammar

[Video_freak]

Damn, I come back and all the love is gone... :o

[thumpa]

Thumpa,
Yo mama is so stupid, Retard's Correct her grammar


YA MAMA MUST BE RETARDED BECAUSE
YOU'RE SPECIAL

[Video_freak]

thanks

I RULE WITH A IRON FIST
Ok, if your going to rule with an iron fist, we're going to have to correct the spelling. The proper spelling for that sentence is:

Thanks. I rule with an iron fist. ;)

[thumpa]

Ok, if your going to rule with an iron fist, we're going to have to correct the spelling. The proper spelling for that sentence is:

Thanks. I rule with an iron first. ;)

AND THAT'S WHY U ARE MY CORNERMAN
TO CATCH MY F*CK UPS

[Video_freak]

AND THAT WHY U ARE MY CORNERMAN
TO CATCH MY F*CK UPS
LMAO! Glad I could help. :D

[Malksta]

Yo mama is so stupid, she asked an amish person if he has a phone she could use

[thumpa]

Yo mama is so stupid, she asked an amish person if he has a phone she could use

WHY ARE U STILL TRYING
YOUR MOMS IS LEPRACHAN STUNT DOUBLE

[Malksta]

WHY ARE U STILL TRYING
YOUR MOMS IS LEPRACHAN STUNT DOUBLE
I got nothing better to do :D
Atleast i got spirit :p

[thumpa]

I got nothing better to do :D
Atleast i got spirit :p

little mac
u got heart

[Video_freak]

I got nothing better to do :D
Atleast i got spirit :p
lmao! :) I'm just hving fun reading the posts... :D

[Malksta]

little mac
u got heart

:eek: No Caps?!? You've changed :(

[thumpa]

:eek: No Caps?!? You've changed :(

we still got jokes huh!!!!!

[Malksta]

Perhaps xD

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Thumpa...That thing made no sense. You phail.

Thumpa, yo so stupid you phailed the blood test.

Yeah. Yeah. I win.

The Grammar Nazi is teh win.

[Video_freak]

Ooooo. You just served him. If he serves you back, then it's on. Let's watch....

[Malksta]

No more "Yo mama" joke's :p
ONLY ABOUT THEM!
It's better :p

[thumpa]

Thumpa...That thing made no sense. You phail.

Thumpa, yo so stupid you phailed the blood test.

Yeah. Yeah. I win.

The Grammar Nazi is teh win.

yawn!!!!!111

grammar nazi is human sperm bank
always taking deposits !!!

[Video_freak]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. You just got served back! Oh it's on now!!!!!!!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Thumpa, you're so fat, you attempted the 500-meter-dash and won by taking 1 step!

[thumpa]

Thumpa, you're so fat, you attempted the 500-meter-dash and won by taking 1 step!

your teeth look like chiclets

[Video_freak]

This becoming a very nice thread. :D

[Malksta]

It's a good place to increase post :p
40 MORE POST FOR MALK TO BECOME A DCEMU PRO

[Video_freak]

Go malkster... I can't go up in titles anymore. :(

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Thumpa, you're so fat, the 100 strongest men in the world couldn't pick you up!

Served.

[Video_freak]

Ohhhhhhh. You gonna take that thumpa?

[thumpa]

Thumpa, you're so fat, you attempted the 500-meter-dash and won by taking 1 step!

his face looks a Scrotum sac

[Video_freak]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap!!!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Thumpa, you're so stupid, someone told another person that they got served, and you asked "How was he cooked?"

And there's no sac after scrotum, dumbass...

[Video_freak]

Damn, that one was tough. Let's see how Thumpa reacts...

[The Hombrew Hunter]

WTF are you? The Play-By-Play announcer? :P

[Video_freak]

WTF are you? The Play-By-Play announcer? :P
Pretty much. :D
I'm officially called the serve manager. I want my title to be the DCEmu Serve Manager...

[thumpa]

WTF are you? The Play-By-Play announcer? :P

don't worry about him
d*ck face

I bet u are one of perv's that jack off to anime huh,
just keep it real we all know that suck D*ick for cigs
and skittles and that's a damn shame

[Video_freak]

Hey! Hentai is awesome! Please don't diss that. ;)

[thumpa]

Hey! Hentai is awesome! Please don't diss that. ;)

please tell me u are just playing

[The Hombrew Hunter]

You have gotten out of hand, ass-face!

I say ban him from this topic!

He's ruining the Yo Mama feeling.

I say get the **** out of the topic, and do something USEFUL for once, oh, I dunno, stop sucking penises and stop looking up porn.

You're so gay, that when you entered a gay porn contest, you were turned away when they said "No professionals!"

[Video_freak]

please tell me u are just playing
Yeah I'm jk. :D

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Oops, sorry, didn't see it posted.

[thumpa]

You have gotten out of hand, ass-face!

I say ban him from this topic!

He's ruining the Yo Mama feeling.

I say get the **** out of the topic, and do something USEFUL for once, oh, I dunno, stop sucking penises and stop looking up porn.

You're so gay, that when you entered a gay porn contest, you were turned away when they said "No professionals!"

why are u crying
truth hurts huh
batty boy

I got off your fat ass mama a long time ago
now I'm on your ass
trick

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Crying?

No, I am a RESPECTED member of DCEmu, and you're just sickening me.

You're more pathetic than the harrassers I see at school.

[thumpa]

Crying?

No, I am a RESPECTED member of DCEmu, and you're just sickening me.

You're more pathetic than the harrassers I see at school.

just say stop and i will
if u can't take the heat stay the
f*uck out the fire

[Video_freak]

Crying?

No, I am a RESPECTED member of DCEmu, and you're just sickening me.

You're more pathetic than the harrassers I see at school.
Ooooo. Served. Period. (I'll shut up if you guys want.) :o

[The Hombrew Hunter]

I can take the heat, you're just being a f*ucking retard!

Stop pressing space after every few words, it makes you look like a wannabe rapper.

Anyone else for ignoring all he says?

[thumpa]

Ooooo. Served. Period. (I'll shut up if you guys want.) :o

vid_freak you're good

i just don't like the fact that
he want's to cry like a pussi(i ment to spell it like that)
when i cranked it up on his ass

[Video_freak]

Um...thanks. :D
This is turning into SSBB!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

It's turning to an ass-face carnival.

You know crying like a pussi from experience, thumpa?

How many times do you cry like that? Do you cut yourself, emo boy?

Don't ever use "cranked it up on his ass" ever again, you gay pervert.

[thumpa]

I can take the heat, you're just being a f*ucking retard!

Stop pressing space after every few words, it makes you look like a wannabe rapper.

Anyone else for ignoring all he says?

now i'm a wannabe rapper
well I got a rhyme for your ass

sticks and stones may break
my bones but the grammer nazi
is still pussi like a DS

[Video_freak]

Oooooooooooooooooooo. Homebrew Hunter has got an edge now. Let's see if thumpa counters well...

Edit: Ok, he countered. Let's see how the Homebrew Hunter takes it... (he doesn't like it when you mess with the DS)

[The Hombrew Hunter]

F-uck this. F-uck you all. I'm going to a more intelligent thread.

F-ucktards.

[Video_freak]

Are you calling me a f-ucktard too? :(

[thumpa]

Don't ever use "cranked it up on his ass" ever again, you gay pervert.

u and your gay ass thinking has got to stop
"crank it up" means i just started on u pussi
and i'm not going to stop

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Who cares.

DCEmu became a retard-infested gamesite, like QJ.net!

Thumpa hasn't posted ONE THING about Homebrew. He clearly came here to be an ass, what DCEmu doesn't need!

[Video_freak]

Homebrew Hunter, were you calling me a f-cuktard too?
I was neutral...

[thumpa]

F-uck this. F-uck you all. I'm going to a more intelligent thread.

F-ucktards.


oh my pussi hurts
sobb
oh my pussi hurts

f*cking lame

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Thumpa, you're so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor tried to shove you back in.

Ass-face.

[thumpa]

now off to play real bout fatal fury on ncdz emulator for psp
can u do that on the ds
umm
not!!!!!!!!!!

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Real Bout Fatal Fury sucks!

All of the Fatal Fury sucks!

Console Racist.

I say ban his ass.

[thumpa]

Thumpa, you're so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor tried to shove you back in.

Ass-face.

i thought u was gone
i see u are a pain freak
cause u keep getting trashed
on this forum

Because I'm so nice i'ma let u in on alittle
secret

your father wished your mother would have
swallowed you

have a nice day

f*cking lame

[thumpa]

Real Bout Fatal Fury sucks!

All of the Fatal Fury sucks!

Console Racist.

I say ban his ass.

yeap I hate a nintendo ds with all my heart
i'm going to burn one on the cross tonight
we are going to have a psp only march
and put up psp's only at wifi spot's
cause the a only good ds is a dead ds

are u serious

do u want me to say i'm sorry
cause i hurt your feelings

why are u so mad
we are just having
good clean fun right

Ha Ha Ha!!!1

[The Hombrew Hunter]

I'm f-ucking lame?!

You're the f-ucking lame one. You're the f-ucking f-ucker.

Agree with me, Video Freak! AGREE!

Thumpa, go to f-ucking hell, and I'll meet you there in 50 years.

[Video_freak]

All I have to say is yes, thumpa, your being a little overboard.
And to the Homebrew Hunter, I think he thinks that this is just a clean fun little game.
Now how's that for neutral! :D

[Video_freak]

I also think we should just end all of this here.

[thumpa]

video freak I'm good
it started at fun and ended in bloodshed
I have no ill will toward the dude
I asked did he want to stop
but he kept going

my hands is washed
I'm done

[Video_freak]

Alright! See we're all a happy family again. :)

[thumpa]

video freak let me ask u a question
do you think i was wrong

[Video_freak]

Wrong? No one was "wrong". You were insulting each other. ;)
(and it was damn hell entertaining :D)

[thumpa]

VIDEO_FREAK you are cooler than a polar bear ass
quote me on that

[Video_freak]

Lmao! I have my sig quote change every week or so. That one will be awesome. Could you edit it to say Video_freak (or video of vid freak) instead of man though, so people know it's for me once it's in my sig.
And thanks for the compliment, you too! :)

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Family? Hell no. I refuse to be brotherly with an asshole.

I'm the kind of person who holds a grudge, and this is it.

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!

*storms off*

[Video_freak]

Dude Homebrew Hunter! I didn't do anything to you! Stop insulting me! :mad:

[thumpa]

Family? Hell no. I refuse to be brotherly with an asshole.

I'm the kind of person who holds a grudge, and this is it.

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!

*storms off*

THAT COOL
JESUS STILL LOVES U

ANYWAY VID FREAK DO U HAVE A MYSPACE PAGE.

[Video_freak]

No, I don't (to much work) lol. Thanks for the quote btw. ;)

[thumpa]

WELL IF U WANT ONE
IT WILL BE A HONOR TO HOOK U UP
WITH A CAPTAIN N
PAGE

JUST LET ME KNOW
http://www.myspace.com/dj_hellnaw

[Video_freak]

Ok. Thanks man. You're a real pal (when your not insulting people). ;)

[The Hombrew Hunter]

How Dare You Quote My Sentence?!

I Will Destroy You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crackkills]

Your momma is soooo nasty that she bit my dog and gave it rabies
Your momma is so fat that her blood type is bacon grease

[Malksta]

Ahh, Malkie has missed alot
It was better when you two where insulting :(
Keeping it clean though :D

[crackkills]

MAn my sig didn't turn out right

[Malksta]

I'm guessing it's suppose to be a teddy bear or a rabbit?

[crackkills]

no a stick figure crushed in betwwen two giant butt cheeks

[thumpa]

Big Malk
I'm Done
U Are The King Now
(until I Come Back)
Holla!!1

[crackkills]

Ill do it a little more simple

[crackkills]

Is it better now?

[crackkills]

no too stupid

[Malksta]

You're just doing that to increase post count aren't you? :P

[Malksta]

Big Malk
I'm Done
U Are The King Now
(until I Come Back)
Holla!!1
I was always king fool!
JK
But i was always king

[crackkills]

no Im srry i didn't realise until after and I do not care at all about post cant, Im not that idiotic

[The Hombrew Hunter]

It would be better as...

( o )^.^( o ) Yeeeaaah...

That's the perfectioano sig.

[crackkills]

How bout now I just had to add the version and make it official It was a quick one

[Malksta]

Bah, Sig's to big and nasty :p

[crackkills]

Yep it is pretty bad, but very funny

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Change it, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too big.

[crackkills]

jeez u guys have a weak stomach

[The Hombrew Hunter]

No, it's just rediculously large...Get rid of a pic.

[JD/]

Rofl that flame war was funny!! (till it got xplicit) this your moma thread owns thank you apoklepz :D

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

HEhe.

[Malksta]

Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

HEhe.

You got that from the Net :(

[SSaxdude]

Yo mamma so retarded she wears a helmet everywhere.

The funny thing is that there's a program for these people at my school.

[Malksta]

Yo mama is so fat, she confuses wal-mart as her home

[The Hombrew Hunter]

Yo mama's so stupid, that when someone asked her "What's up?" she replied with "the sky."

See, it's stupid. Um...yes.

[Apoklepz]

Yo mamas so dumb that when she saw the emergency broadcast systems anouncement pop up on TV, saying..."This is just a test"...she quickly stood up to grab a pencil and a piece of paper.

Just made it up...

[AtariFreek]

I've Got The Number One!... Ready?!?
YO MOMMA! Lol.
J/K/ How About You Mommas So Stupid She Tripped Over A Cordless Telephone.

[stotheamuel]

Go malkster... I can't go up in titles anymore. :(


lol because you post atleast 125 times a day

[FrierTuck]

i iwsh i had the interest to post 125 times a day

[Malksta]

They should make more ranking's :(

3000+ - Video_Freak
4000+ - Better than video freak :p

[Dull Blade]

i'm trying to work up my posts, but good god thats alot. see i just did it now, a post that wasn't really necessary. anyway...

Yo mama is so stupid, while going to Disneyland, It said "<----Disneyland left" so she went home.

[Video_freak]

i'm trying to work up my posts, but good god thats alot. see i just did it now, a post that wasn't really necessary. anyway...

Yo mama is so stupid, while going to Disneyland, It said "<----Disneyland left" so she went home.
Wow that one sucked pretty bad... :rolleyes:

[ACID]

Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

[thumpa]

yo mama got one leg and a kickstand

[ACID]

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

[thumpa]

yo mama mouth
looks like piano keys

[ACID]

Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!

[thumpa]

the back of yo mama
neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

[ACID]

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

[thumpa]

yo mama is so old
she has jesus beeper number

[ACID]

Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94."

[thumpa]

yo mama gotta
heaD like a watermelon

[ACID]

what doesnt even make sence wheres the punch line.

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

[thumpa]

it don't need a punch line
but if u want on here u go

yo mama is so fat
when she lay down
her stomach looks like a
baseball mound

[ACID]

HUuh.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

[thumpa]

yo mama armpits
smells like garbage truck
juice

[ACID]

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

[thumpa]

yo mama is so old
jesus signed her
yearbook

see u at thr resurrection

[ACID]

try something new.

Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".

[thumpa]

what

yo mama is so big she uses
sheep for tampons