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Cap'n 1time
December 30th, 2004, 08:33
Join me in my trolling expodition. I need this because It'll keep my comments that I feel like making out of peoples way as to not insult them. If you are sensative leave now. Dont post here in deffence or ill virtually bitch slap you. Mods, feel free to lock this anytime but this is a great way to blow off steam! so try it!












You know what I hate? I hate the new people. They all ask stupid ass questions and have this counter strike slang that makes me SICK! What the hell is a noob? I looked it up in the dictionary, and its no there. So I guess its not concidered a word. Now I want you all replace the word "noob" with "non existant word" every time you feel the need to say it because basicly, your saying the same damn thing!

I hate fan boys (or "fan bois" - another idiotic thing to say) . If I like somthing then i support it, but i dont go around and try to convince people its the greatest damn thing in the universe.

I HATE ANIME! Anime is a hell spawned waste of time. Oh I have nothing against the artist, or even the art for that matter. I just hate the people that worship it. I hate the people that put it in the avatars and spam this worthless chicken shit all over the internet. and whats worse then anime? ANIME PORN! You would have to be one poor bastard to want to look at this...

I hate this 1337 speak that goes around the internet. 1337 dosnt even make any sence.. your either elite or obselite. not leet. Everytime you get the urge to write this shit I just want you to type * I a|\/| a |=|2|_|it (a|<e * or according to http://home.no.net/hellshl/main/translate.html ... I am a fruit cake.

And for the love of god remember "If you cant type somthing at least close to being correct, dont type at all."
Im not asking for a term paper or anything... just try to come close to spelling correctly. none of this urs, u, plz, pplz, etc shit please! god! >:( .

have a nice day!

Christuserloeser
December 30th, 2004, 11:20
I like Anime :) not neccessarily Dragon Ball or Pokemon, but some 80s stuff is great (AKIRA) or have you ever seen those recent blockbusters like Metropolis, Princess Mononoke, etc
...and Anime Porn's a lot better than real porn when it comes to exploitation of men and women though I doubt that it ever will replace real porn.

Oh, I love new people: After a while they'll become more expierenced if you treat them with respect and show them what they've missed or don't know. Im new myself to everything that i don't know *;)

...and about that fanboy stuff: Im a Nintendo and SEGA fanboy, so Im supporting DC and GC but I like other videogames as well *;D - specially those stuff from the 90s *:)
And seems I'm a pop-culture fanboy as well, specially those stuff from Japan and the USA *:) though I still like the old culture as well *:P

urs sincerly,


Chris

Mental2k
December 30th, 2004, 15:48
I use noob as a derogitory term for new people who ask stupid questions and dont understand how to search and ask questions which have been asked 1000000000000000000 times before.

I hate when people over exagerrate ;)

I hate warezy gimps who come in here and ask for warez, cause they think that warez is synonimous emulation.

I hate people who cant google, they're too thingying lazy they cant look up how to rip their own DC images so they ak here.

I hate people don't read the rules then break them.

I hate people who post incoherently, we all know someone who does this.

I hate bloody people with massive picture sigs, and then wont cut them down on asking.

I hate people who don't give coders, or respected forum members any respect.

I may add more stuff later.

FrierTuck
January 6th, 2005, 21:36
im still a newbie so i dont hate much yet, but people who ask the dumbest question that has obviuosly already been asked are really stupid. I like some anime but only a little, me and my friends take time out of our scheduals to make fun of anime obssesed americans who have no friends and are really pasty and talk weird and act weird, sorry, i got myself going there. Anyway, being a newbie isnt fun so thats why im gonna get enough posts in this year to become whatever is above a newbie, btw, what are the exact numbers for title change: 0-? is a newbie, etc.

obelisk
January 7th, 2005, 01:02
i hate how my big ol rant dis appeared/.

Mental2k
January 7th, 2005, 12:01
friertuck i remember lyonhrt tellin me the reason it takes so long to get a title is cause he tried changin it once, but it didnt work or buggered the forum or somethin so he just left it.

0-100 newbie
100-500junior member
500+ full member

FrierTuck
January 9th, 2005, 13:30
well if that chart is coorect my new years resolution shows that im gonna be a full memeber by 2006

Mental2k
January 10th, 2005, 02:37
Course its right. Yah you should make a full member no problem!

souLLy
January 12th, 2005, 03:24
mental2k only has half a member, i think it was to do with a lawnmower accident.

FrierTuck
January 12th, 2005, 18:45
ha ha, ha ha, wait wait.........ha ha, sorry, that was the funnyest thing i have actually ever seen posted here, if anyone else has anything funnier. lead me to it

quzar
January 12th, 2005, 21:04
i hate people who feel the need to bitch about everything.

Mental2k
January 13th, 2005, 02:02
raping the lawnmower was not, and i mean not, a good idea, especially when its turned on.

ace
January 13th, 2005, 14:24
post

Mental2k
January 14th, 2005, 11:25
er... had a lobotomy while u were away ace?

curt_grymala
January 17th, 2005, 04:05
I don't hate newbs, I actually love them. After all, very few of us were born with an inate sense of how to properly burn DC games, so we all needed a little help when we came into the scene. I hate the following things, though:

People asking what the best emulator for ***** is. If you want to know what the best emu for a system is, do a little research, figure out how to use Selfboot Inducer, and burn all of the emus for that system onto a disc. Then try them out for yourself. If you're too lazy to do that, then just look around the forums a bit. That question's only been answered a few hundred times.

People saying they've tried everything. If you really had tried everything, then you would have successfully burned a disc and you wouldn't be here bitching about the fact that you can't get it to work. Besides, if you really have tried everything, then what help can we offer you, and why are you posting for help?

People asking when ******** is going to be ready, or will see a new release. Things will be ready when they're ready. No coder in this community has an obligation to anyone else in this community. They develop the software because they enjoy it, and most of the time, because they want to have that software. They could easily develop software and keep it for themselves, but they choose to be kind enough to share it with us. Don't bother them about when it will be ready.

People talking about WAREZ, and, on a similar note, people assuming that everyone is a WAREZ monkey. It really bugs me when people naturally assume that, even though we don't talk about it, we all do it. Sure, a lot of us have probably WAREZ'd something for our PC's at least, but there are some members of the community that take a firm anti-WAREZ stance in everything.

FrierTuck
January 17th, 2005, 08:37
here here, right on, yay, ok....sorry

WHurricane16
January 17th, 2005, 11:16
I'm a noob, she's a noob, he's a noob, wouldn't you like to be a newbie too?

Mental2k
January 17th, 2005, 16:14
only reason noobs are good is cause it rhymes with boobs (this post exists solely so i can have more posts than reaper)