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Darksaviour69
October 3rd, 2006, 16:05
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/

i sign up for this ages ago, i got an email to buy the single today... i think i will!
mcvader
October 3rd, 2006, 16:30
No, no, no ,no. Just no!!
ACID
October 3rd, 2006, 16:53
Oh mi god NO. I think im going to barf
saward85
October 3rd, 2006, 20:02
you are joking. (or are you).
Man
October 3rd, 2006, 20:50
I hope he is .
BL4Z3D247
October 3rd, 2006, 20:57
LMAO i hope that's sarcasim Darksaviour69 :D
Darksaviour69
October 3rd, 2006, 21:59
The hoff rocks!!

Really imagine the hoff No: 1 in the charts!
BrooksyX
October 3rd, 2006, 22:17
He may be a hit in the U.K. but no one cares for him in the states.
S34MU5
October 3rd, 2006, 22:23
Don't Hassel The Hoff!
just had to say it. all these n00bs over here in the UK probably will go for it.
except me. i only watched baywatch for pammy!
saward85
October 3rd, 2006, 22:32
i live in the uk and no way will i buy his cd he's crap
Darksaviour69
October 3rd, 2006, 22:32
He may be a hit in the U.K. but no one cares for him in the states.

lol, no hes not, its only big in germany, and that was in the early 90s. I just think it would be funny if he got no: 1 with that song
souLLy
October 3rd, 2006, 22:36
heh I got the same email ds, I'll be buying it, it'll be hilarious to see him gyrating on mtv daily
Darksaviour69
October 3rd, 2006, 22:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_1pDR4gzjo
Kaiser
October 4th, 2006, 02:38
Hell he'd be no worse then half the crap we already have up on the charts.








Bloody manufactured bands and rappers.
The Hombrew Hunter
October 4th, 2006, 03:02
No thanks.

But, does anyone know who performed the "Spaceballs" song?
extremeplayer
October 4th, 2006, 10:09
he's kidding right? Please, dear lord....
dejkirkby
October 4th, 2006, 10:37
Apparently, he on course for top 5 in the midweeks!
Darksaviour69
October 4th, 2006, 11:01
Apparently, he on course for top 5 in the midweeks!

source?
beetroot bertie
October 4th, 2006, 13:22
Radio 1 are pushing it. Scott Mills is going for it and telling people to buy it so it will probably do very well.

It's amusing but there's no way I'm gonna buy it. The vid is funny though. I like the bit where he turns into a devil.
Darksaviour69
October 4th, 2006, 13:49
Ah radio 1 are jumping the bandwagon and claim it was there idea, gits.
beetroot bertie
October 4th, 2006, 17:12
Yep. They seem to do that quite a lot.
Darksaviour69
October 6th, 2006, 15:18
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/tm_headline=the-hoff-is-revving-into-the-charts&method=full&objectid=17866339&siteid=94762-name_page.html

yeah its the crappy mirror, but its the only place i could find news about it.


THE HOFF IS REVVING INTO THE CHARTS
Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley

THE Hoff is revving into the charts with the hilarious Jump In My Car.

At the moment, David Hasselhoff's track is at No.13 in the midweek charts. But it could end up even higher if his fans get themselves into gear.

Who knows, he might even over take Razorlight, whose new single America is in the midweek top spot...
Wils
October 6th, 2006, 16:18
Apparently, this campaign is actually Hoff-organised, as if the single actually *does* get to number 1, it green-lights a Hoff musical to go ahead in the West End.

This came straight from the Hoff's mouth last Friday when he was on GMTV, pissed out of his tiny mind at quarter to nine in the morning. I'm waiting and hoping that someone manages to put it up on Youtube.
dejkirkby
October 7th, 2006, 11:49
In the Friday edition of the Mirror, it states, in the 3am section, Hoff is at No. 4 in the charts.
Wils
October 8th, 2006, 23:11
Number 3!

Not quite number 1, but not far Hoff at all.
ninja9393
October 9th, 2006, 02:57
hasslehoff is the chessyiest person alive

do u guys remember micheal knight's evil twin Garth knight

It was hasslehoff with a goatee
http://hpbimg.last-knight-k2000-knight-rider.com/GARTH%20KNIGHT%204.jpg
dejkirkby
October 9th, 2006, 07:50
No. 1 in the UK cinema charts and No. 3 in the Single charts.
Damn, the Hoff is back.
Now, f'n re-make Knight Rider!
pibs
October 9th, 2006, 08:08
Hoff rules! and knight rider rules when ur half baked haha its just a trip watching a car talk, i spent an hour trying to make my moms chevi talk after that show ><
Wils
October 9th, 2006, 12:59
Now, f'n re-make Knight Rider!

During his drunken GMTV appearance, it seems that Hoff (amongst others) actually owns the rights to Knight Rider. He said that they had to take it off one studio (Revolution?) after they intended to spoof it up a la Starskey & Hutch, which he doesn't want.
Darksaviour69
October 9th, 2006, 13:03
did you find the GMTC appearence anywhere yet?
Wils
October 9th, 2006, 16:18
Sadly not. I wish I'd taped it now, as it was brilliant car crash telly. Highlights included Hoff coming on to Jenny Falconer, repeatedly asking her if she had a boyfriend and...

Jenny Falconer: Out of everything you've done, what have you enjoyed the most? Baywatch, Knight Rider...?

Hoff: Oh *definitely* Knight Rider, 'cos let's face it, Knight Rider was the S-H-I...

Jenny Falconer: MOVING SWIFTLY ON!
zidanerick
October 12th, 2006, 05:36
O.M.G. if the hoff gets to No.1 i will probably walk into every record store and smash every copy!!!