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wraggster
March 5th, 2007, 21:40
via joystiq (http://hacks.joystiq.com/2007/03/05/how-to-get-your-girlfriend-to-play-video-games/)

Speaking from years of experience, we know how hard it can be to get your girlfriend interested in playing video games. Granted, it might be impossible to drag her into play-til-dawn Halo 2 sessions online, but dropping into casual gaming with a Wario Ware: Smooth Moves round or two is entirely doable. Need some tips? Wikihow has an entry up on how to get your girlfriend to play video games, which offers up some gender stereotypes like this:

"Don't get games that involve things like strippers, prostitutes, and sex. Unless she has a really good sense of humor about such things, she probably won't like it."
Well, where's the fun in that? Oh, we keed, we keed. True, most of the article is common sense, and it might actually be helpful to some of you out there who have had a hard time getting your significant others interested in jumping into the game with you. However, some of it is just plain whacked, like explaining to your girlfriend how to stretch and uncramp her hands. If your girlfriend doesn't know how to do this already, then you've got more serious problems.

For those of you who need a girlfriend in order to find this article useful, check out Wikihow's hilarious "How to get a girlfriend if you're a nerd" entry. We're not sure whether to laugh or cry. For all of you female gamers out there, let us know how they could improve this entry, and don't worry about being gentle ... blast away.

More Info (http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Your-Girlfriend-to-Play-Video-Games)

DarthPaul
March 5th, 2007, 21:49
Ahaha! Mine loves games already. Even more than me.

Broadus
March 5th, 2007, 22:00
Yeah, my ex already liked video games before.

Gold Line
March 5th, 2007, 22:20
Ahaha! Mine loves games already. Even more than me.

lucky

Yobumtin
March 5th, 2007, 22:24
Yeah my last girlfriend got hooked on guitar hero after she played it. Haha we were like zombies in front of that screen.

Nightmarus
March 5th, 2007, 22:24
I dont have a girlfriend....but all the girls I know...they are not too connected to games(they love talking about other people life).
But they show some interest on games, they sometimes "steal" my psp to play.....But for some reason they like racing games...like Need for speed and burnout.....
Yesterday I was playing my beautiful Metal Slug Anthology,and a girl from my Class took my psp to play metal slug,I was like wtf...
From what I saw....girls are interested in action,racing and Simulators(like The Sims 2)

jdnation
March 5th, 2007, 23:12
Step #7: Get a Wii :thumbup:

devdj
March 5th, 2007, 23:18
if ya want to them to cum and play just lick there pussy

gronne
March 5th, 2007, 23:57
I missed part one of this guide: How to get a girlfriend. Could someone please upload it?

Basil Zero
March 6th, 2007, 00:09
I dont have a girlfriend....but all the girls I know...they are not too connected to games(they love talking about other people life).
But they show some interest on games, they sometimes "steal" my psp to play.....But for some reason they like racing games...like Need for speed and burnout.....
Yesterday I was playing my beautiful Metal Slug Anthology,and a girl from my Class took my psp to play metal slug,I was like wtf...
From what I saw....girls are interested in action,racing and Simulators(like The Sims 2)

man i would slap her and get my psp back, seriously, i would never let anyone touch my psp without permission and without some $:thumbup:

DarthPaul
March 6th, 2007, 00:19
if ya want to them to cum and play just lick there pussy

Aaaahhahahahahahaha!! Lmao!!!

Broadus
March 6th, 2007, 06:24
Wooow. I just read all of you guys' posts... And I'm saying this to everyone...
You guys are weird.
But, hey, I can't exclude myself. Look where I am!

ShinMike
March 6th, 2007, 07:25
if ya want to them to cum and play just lick there pussy

haha kind of offtopic

dejkirkby
March 6th, 2007, 08:00
My wife "claimed" my first PSP, so I had to buy another one.
She kicks ass at puzzle games!

Norwegiansamurai
March 6th, 2007, 14:21
My girlfriend already liked to play videogames when i got involved with her. She actually finished RE4 before me...

My friends girlfriend got hooked on Trauma Center for the DS. She did not like to play videogames before that, so keep on trying guys!

swan73
March 6th, 2007, 14:54
My wife hated video games and thought i was crazy for getting guitar hero, but now she loves the game and is better than me at some songs.

Nightmarus
March 6th, 2007, 16:33
Man I have to admit.. some girls are really good players....few weeks ago, I got pawned by a girl on Counter-Striker....

ExcruciationX
March 6th, 2007, 16:40
Now all I need is the girlfriend...

unrealkensuke
March 6th, 2007, 20:29
I played wii with my girlfriend once.
Now she loves it more than me :-)

1stvinicius
March 7th, 2007, 14:23
Hehe.. mine likes to play neogeo's puzzle bubble (through neo emulator on the dc :)) with me. And virta cop 2 too. :thumbup: