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kcajblue
May 11th, 2007, 00:42
post your favorite movie quote here.
post the quote and the movie its from.
one of my favorites is.
"You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!" from joe dirt
http://doesyurmothersew.ytmnd.com/
this ones not really a quote but a dialog.
Old Cajun Man:Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh.
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.
JKKDARK
May 11th, 2007, 01:07
"Look at us... I'm frozen, you're dead... and I love you" Vanilla Sky
quzar
May 11th, 2007, 03:25
The Big Lebowski is riddled with them. I personally like: "You're obviously not a golfer"
kcajblue
May 11th, 2007, 03:46
"where did you get your clothes from......
the toilet store...?" anchor man.
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time." anchor man.
"great odin's raven!" anchor man
Mark30001
May 11th, 2007, 03:49
"Idiot, garsh."
NSFW (Sound): http://putthelotioninthebasket.ytmnd.com/
kcajblue
May 11th, 2007, 03:49
"beneath the clothes you find a man, beneath the man you find his..... nucleus." nacho libre.
"Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats..." anchor man.
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." pulp fiction. yeah i know. really long.
lmtlmt
May 11th, 2007, 13:23
"i wanna go on that ride daddy"
" me too son me too...."
dude wheres my car
Gizmo356
May 11th, 2007, 13:29
"I'll be back"
"Get in the chopper!"
"Get down!"
S34MU5
May 11th, 2007, 13:34
everything from anchorman + dodgeball
steve-b
May 11th, 2007, 13:47
I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother****er, mother****er.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning; It smells like victory.
A game of chess is like a sword fight. you must think first before you move.
"Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!"
S34MU5
May 11th, 2007, 15:37
"I'm Ron Burgendy?"
dejkirkby
May 11th, 2007, 18:45
Susan: Hi, I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex.
Reese Bobby: Well, I wish I coulda been there for that.
Talladega Nights
SnesR0X
May 11th, 2007, 19:03
"Can I please go back to jail for a week?"
Ricky, Trailer Park Boys movie
Gold Line
May 11th, 2007, 19:16
"look!"
in just about every movie i can think of
splodger15
May 11th, 2007, 20:21
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Micheal Caine in Italian Job
SnesR0X
May 11th, 2007, 20:27
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" Micheal Caine in Italian Job
:thumbup:
kcajblue
May 11th, 2007, 23:54
everything from anchorman + dodgeballlol. "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a dodgeball."
Buddy4point0
May 12th, 2007, 00:10
"im tired of these motha ****in snakes on this motha ****in plane" snakes on a plane
jonezybaby
May 12th, 2007, 00:14
"U look like a big popeye chicken eatin motherf***er, wat do u weigh 350lbs?" Marcus - Bad Boys
Gold Line
May 12th, 2007, 00:27
"this bitch is messing up my floor" scary movie 3
"thats how we say hello, so how do you say good by *kicks him in the balls* oh!" scary movie 3
"Gollum: What's 'taters?
Sam: PO-TAT-TOES"
-LOTR
kcajblue
May 12th, 2007, 18:35
"MY PRECIOUS" lotr
President of the USA to a US general who is wrestling a camera from the Russian ambassador:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Great film.
Triv1um
May 13th, 2007, 10:45
Pulp fiction
Vincent - Oh man, i just shot marvin in the face
haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPA3_qqr5o
kcajblue
May 15th, 2007, 02:57
fixed it for you triv.
http://www.youtube.com/v/hMPA3_qqr5o
SnesR0X
May 15th, 2007, 06:30
wow, that's interesting
"i love lamp" - anchorman.
kcajblue
May 15th, 2007, 06:50
"they feel like sandbags." 40 year old virgin
SnesR0X
May 15th, 2007, 07:31
"Have you ever felt a womans breast?"
Paiku
May 15th, 2007, 16:08
haha yeah anchoman def has some of my favorite quotes.
"I don't know what we're yelling about!!!"
"LOUD NOISES!!!!"
bienville
May 15th, 2007, 18:46
Just about every other line in I <3 Huckabees is a great quote. As well as movies like Lawrence of Arabia, Kingdom of Heaven,
"brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"
"its so hot.. milk was a bad choice!!"
"ahh san diego.. in german it means a whales vagina."
"brick killed a guy."
-anchorman
kcajblue
May 16th, 2007, 00:11
You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
What in the hell's diversity?
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.anchorman
SnesR0X
May 16th, 2007, 07:22
"I look so emo." -Spider-man 3
Cloud_35
June 2nd, 2007, 22:49
"And it's not a bad look, really…"
―Jack Sparrow
The King
June 2nd, 2007, 23:34
"hasta la vista baby"
i dont remember from were but i do remember that its from a movie
parkermauney
June 3rd, 2007, 02:03
Are you serious you don't remember where it's from?
"Smile you son of a *BANG* (poowenage)" -Jaws
"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But it's sterile and I like the taste." -Dodgeball
Vampbri-n
June 3rd, 2007, 10:58
STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
jack sppaorow:rofl:
Sonicboy 101
June 3rd, 2007, 11:26
"You've got red on you..."
Shaun of the dead
kcajblue
June 4th, 2007, 01:10
man.
how did i forget that shaun of the dead quote.
i was saying that all of the time after i saw that movie.
Classic80s
June 4th, 2007, 01:31
Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
LOLOLOLOL!!!
"Get this man a seat on Oprah" - Phone Booth, Sutherland
"Stand up and be a man" - Phone Booth, Sutherland
"You picked the wrong person to lie to!" - Phone Booth, Sutherland
And....
"I'm Federal Agent, Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life..."- Jack Bauer
"Shoot him again now, Kim" - Jack Bauer
"If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise I won't miss" - Jack Bauer
"You're a very good liar, but I've seen better" - Jack Bauer
"Justin is ***." - Jack Bauer
ninja9393
June 4th, 2007, 03:29
"frankly my dear i don't give a damn
ninja9393
June 4th, 2007, 03:31
Look guys i am riding a fury tractor
achorman
parkermauney
June 4th, 2007, 03:47
"Chicken shit! Chicken Shit! Chicken Shit!" -Radio
Filmed in my town! :D
VampDude
June 4th, 2007, 03:58
"Hakuna Matata"
Lion King
kcajblue
June 4th, 2007, 05:19
"get in my belly!"
the_eternal_dark
June 5th, 2007, 09:09
"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man." - The Dude - The Big Lebowski
"Do you see what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass, Larry?" - Walter - The Big Lebowski, I love that part, smashing the hell out of a Corvette. Classic.
There are a few others that I can't think of at the moment.
parkermauney
June 5th, 2007, 19:24
"Bueller, Bueller, Bueller."
SnesR0X
June 5th, 2007, 22:54
Hide the rum
the_eternal_dark
June 6th, 2007, 10:12
"My peanut."
jonezybaby
June 6th, 2007, 11:17
"NOBODY MOVE!!! Ive Dropped Me Brain!!" - Jack Sparrow - Pirates Of Caribbean 3
VampDude
June 6th, 2007, 13:30
From Queen Of The Damned (thou not my favorite)
Léstat:
How did you manage to slip through the 50's in red velvet?
Marius:
I slept.
Léstat:
Don't think you've missed much.
Marius:
Elvis?
Léstat:
Elvis, yes.
Marius:
You're bigger than he is now.
the_eternal_dark
June 7th, 2007, 05:57
"That's no moon, it's a space station!" Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars Ep. 4: A New Hope
Vampdude, that's one of my favorite movies of all time.
SnesR0X
June 7th, 2007, 07:35
Do you recommend me watching it?
Vampbri-n
June 8th, 2007, 23:20
wax on wax off.
The karate kid
SnesR0X
June 9th, 2007, 08:36
'Who's that?' 'Donno, must be a King.' 'What makes you say that?' 'Well he hasn't got shit all over em'.
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
downloaddownload
June 9th, 2007, 08:57
"I lost my marbles"
Hook
aznTerz
June 9th, 2007, 12:07
"ill be bak" - terminator
lol XD
parkermauney
June 9th, 2007, 21:46
"I make a sexitime with my mother in law."
Borat
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