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sourced
October 24th, 2007, 09:45
KEEP IN MIND, WHAT IM POSTING RIGHT NOW IS 100% Real News. no fictional stuff here.

Drug Money
$207 Million in cash!
ever seen real drug money?
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The money found hidden inside walls, suitcases and closets in one of Mexico City’s wealthiest neighborhoods came from the profits of methamphetamines sold in the United States, [DEA chief Karen Tandy] said.

Mexican law enforcement and the DEA worked for a year on the operation, she said.

Mexican federal agents also seized eight luxury vehicles, seven weapons and a pill-making machine during the raid in Lomas de Chapultepec, a neighborhood of walled compounds that is home to ambassadors and business magnates. Seven people were arrested and were ordered Monday to be held for three months while the investigation continues.

In addition to the dollars, officials found 200,000 euros and 157,500 pesos.

Mexican Attorney General Eduardo Medina Mora said the money was connected to one of the hemisphere’s largest networks for trafficking pseudoephedrine, the main ingredient in methamphetamines.

Mora said the ring had been operating since 2004 and was run by a native of China who had gained Mexican citizenship. The alleged gang leader is in hiding, possibly outside of the country, Medina Mora said.

The operation should reduce the supply of methamphetamine to the United States, where Mexican drug gangs control at least 80 percent of the market, Tandy said.

Mexico City, March 20, 2007 — With the largest single drug cash seizure by law enforcement officials in history, major narco-traffickers are now US $205 million poorer. This unprecedented seizure of drug money by Mexican law enforcement officials in Mexico City last week also led to the arrest of several important narco-traffickers.

The seizure and arrests underscore our two countries’ deep commitment to fighting the drug kingpins who bring corruption and violence to communities on both sides of the border. President Calderon’s administration has demonstrated firm resolve in fighting the criminals who undermine our societies and terrorize our citizens.

Acting on information supplied in part by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, Mexican law enforcement officers on March 15th seized these funds from the Mexico City home of an individual connected to the UNIMED pharmaceutical corporation of Hong Kong, China. Seven individuals have been arrested so far and authorities are looking for more suspects.

U.S. authorities believe UNIMED is connected with attempts, in December 2006 and February 2007, to smuggle large amounts of the toxic chemicals used to produce methamphetamine through ports in Colima and Michoacan.

Youth suspended over sketch of gun

Officials say drawing by teen ‘absolutely considered a threat’
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A 13-year-old boy has been suspended for three days by an Arizona public school because he sketched a picture that resembled a gun, something school officials said they “absolutely” believed could pose a threat.

“My son is a very good boy,” Paul Mosteller told the television station. “He doesn’t get into trouble. There was nothing on the paper that would signify that it was a threat of any form.”

The principal at Payne Junior High School kept the actual drawing, and officials with the Chandler Unified School District declined to release any information about the situation.

Mosteller said her son was just idly drawing pictures, and ended up with a fake laser.

“He was just basically doodling and not thinking a lot about it,” she said. “We’re not advocates for guns. We don’t have guns in our home. We don’t promote the use of guns. My son was just basically doodling on a piece of paper.”

School officials who initially banned the student for five days lowered the penalty to three days after discussing the situation with the boy’s father.

“I just can’t believe that there wasn’t another way to resolve this,” Mosteller told the Associated Press. “He’s so upset. The school made him feel like he committed a crime. They are doing more damage than good.”

The drawing did not show blood or bullets. Nor did it show injuries or target anyone, the Mostellers said. It just resembled a gun.

Terry Locke, a spokesman for the district, told the AP the sketch was “absolutely considered a threat,” and threatening words or pictures are punishable.

However, the school failed to contact police, and failed to provide counseling or an evaluation for the student to determine if he intended it as a threat, officials said.

The student’s father, Ben Mosteller, said school officials told him how serious they considered the situation, and discussed the 1999 massacre at Colorado’s Columbine High School, where two teens shot and killed 12 students and a teacher, and injured dozens more.

That, he said, was extreme and offensive. The family already has contacted the district’s governing board about the incident.

The station said it checked the rules students must follow at school, and found there’s nothing in a portion of the student handbook that addresses conduct to indicate the drawing of a weapon poses threat.

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Britney Spears Quotes
“I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”

“Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?”

“I like to poo.”

“I’m rich, freakin’ rich. It’s crazy.”

“I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.”

“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.”

“I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.”

“I performed at Mom and Dad’s party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song and I peed myself.”

“I get to go to alot over overseas places, like Canada.”

“Where the hell is Australia anyway?”

“I like most of the places I’ve been to, but I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”


The Mom With $135,000 In Credit Card Debt Who Spends $400 A Month On Starbucks
I love new clothes. However, I like getting rid of the clothes just as quickly to go buy new ones."
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This lady who appeared on Oprah lives the life of a big house in the burbs, new cars, six beautiful kids, and spending way beyond her husband's $5,000/month salary. Felice drops $400 a month on Starbucks, $240 on tans and manicures, and her children have no health insurance. "I have six kids and I sell their toys sometimes just because I don't like them."

When money runs dry, as it often does, she takes out cash advances. She handles the family finances and hides receipts from her husband underneath a baby blanket in a drawer.

Johnny Rash
October 24th, 2007, 10:05
I've seen drug money.

Making $600 a day with no taxes was kickass until I was arrested.

Now, I'm a plumber making $10.75 an hour with taxes.

Want to make good money and forget about school?
Sell drugs.



No, seriously, don't do it.
I still owe the city about $2400.

sourced
October 24th, 2007, 10:07
lol. but have you ever seen THAT much drug money?

Johnny Rash
October 24th, 2007, 10:09
lol. but have you ever seen THAT much drug money?

I've seen about half the safe worth.
I was only running.

And the guy I was working for had over 40 firearms in his home.

sourced
October 24th, 2007, 10:16
damn. :O

Johnny Rash
October 24th, 2007, 10:18
I thought about going back into it...

Just not worth it anymore.

Especially since I'll be on trial as an adult and it'll be worse.

Might get sent to real "pound me in the ass" prison... :eek: