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October 27th, 2007, 01:58
hey guys, heres my last installment for the next two days. dont worry, that doesnt mean im not going to post my usual stupid news, im just taking a break cause im going out of town with my girlfriend to spend time with her.
anyway, here it is, hope you enjoy :thumbup:
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THE
HILLARY NUTCRACKER
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hillnut-a.jpg
the former First Lady, current U.S. Senator, and possible First Female President has been turned into an actual nutcracker!
Look at her! Standing with arms akimbo, legs confidently spread, ready to crack some nuts with here stainless steel thighs. We're not certain if this is an Anti-Hillary item or a Pro-Hillary Item. But either way we think it is really weird and funny.
Besides being utterly ridiculous, The Hillary Nutcracker is durable and useful and comes in an attractive display box. (Like Hillary herself, nuts are not included.)
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hillnut-b.jpg
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hillnut-a.gif
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/botts-title.gif
Vomit Anyone?
How'd you like a jelly bean that tastes like sardines? How about grass? Or ear wax? Or DIRT?
When you reach into a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, there's no telling what flavor you'll get.
Yes, right out of the Harry Potter series, it's
BERTIE BOTT'S
EVERY FLAVOR BEANS
It's a box containing 20 different flavors of jelly beans. Some of the beans are delicious, with flavors such as Toasted Marshmallow, Blueberry, and Grape Jelly. Other flavors, though, are on the questionable side, such as Black Pepper and Spinach. And some flavors are downright revolting -- Booger and Vomit for example.
Check out this chart to see all the flavors...
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bott-flavors.jpg
If you're a coward, you can check the flavor of each bean before you eat it. But it's more fun to close your eyes and take what you can get.
They're made by Jelly Belly, so the quality is terrific, even if the flavors are not. Each box contains 1.75 oz of candy.
Good luck!
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bott-2.jpg
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/slingshot-monkey-title.gif
What do you get when you cross a slingshot with a monkey?
Well, if it's a real monkey, you probably get a dead monkey. But if it's a toy monkey, you get this amazing new invention.
The Slingshot Monkey is a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero -- complete with cape and mask so nobody will no his true identity. His forearms are made of super-stretchy rubber, with special pockets in the hands so you can get a good grip on him. When you pull him back and let him go, the Super Monkey goes soaring across the room or yard.
And not only does he fly up to 50 feet, but he SCREAMS ALONG THE WAY! There's some type of chip and speaker inside that is activated once the monkey is airborne.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/flyingmonkey-1.jpg
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/spork-title.jpg
(on a side note, super spork, LMAO. and i thought sporks were dumb...)
They said it couldn't be done! Some GENIUS has perfected something that was already perfect. That brilliant invention called The Spork has now been bested with the SUPER SPORK!
A common spork is an eating utensil with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. But the SUPER Spork also has a knife built right in!
So now you can eat with one hand -- scooping with the spoon, stabbing with the fork, and cutting with the knife -- while your other hand does whatever it damn well pleases.
The Super Spork was made in Sweden and comes in various colors (our choice). According to the package, it was designed by the renowned Scandinavian designer Joachin Nordwall. Our stupid hats go off to you, Mr. Nordwall -- your Super Spork has now joined the Pantheon of weird eating utensils!
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/spork-1.jpg
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bowl-title.jpg
The guy who invented Inflate-A-Bowl was sure it would make him a millionaire. "An inflatable snack bowl! It's portable! It's practical! It'll be a sensation!"
Inflate-A-Bowl is really a delightfully silly product. Anyone can serve snacks in bowls of fine china or ceramic. But bring out an Inflate-A-Bowl full of trail mix or chips and watch your guests crack up.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bowl-1.jpg
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HOSE NOSE
C A N D Y
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hosenose-1.jpg
HOSE NOSE CANDY is one of the dumbest (and grossest) candies I have ever seen. It's a plastic nose filled with -- there's no other way to say this -- liquid, candy snot.
Now, that alone makes it a Stupid Candy. But Hose Nose Candy takes it much FURTHER...
The nose has straps in each side and an indented area on the inside of the nose. So you're actually able to strap the thing over your ears and WEAR IT over your real nose.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hosenose-2.jpg
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hosenose-3.jpg
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You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over. Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace dcemu in eons...
Uncle Oinker's
GUMMY BACON
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/gummybacon-1.gif
That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy.
Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it.
Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor. And it's still a lot of fun to peel off a bacon strip and pretend it's real.
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well, there it is. hope you guys had fun. see ya soon :rofl:
anyway, here it is, hope you enjoy :thumbup:
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THE
HILLARY NUTCRACKER
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hillnut-a.jpg
the former First Lady, current U.S. Senator, and possible First Female President has been turned into an actual nutcracker!
Look at her! Standing with arms akimbo, legs confidently spread, ready to crack some nuts with here stainless steel thighs. We're not certain if this is an Anti-Hillary item or a Pro-Hillary Item. But either way we think it is really weird and funny.
Besides being utterly ridiculous, The Hillary Nutcracker is durable and useful and comes in an attractive display box. (Like Hillary herself, nuts are not included.)
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hillnut-b.jpg
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hillnut-a.gif
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/botts-title.gif
Vomit Anyone?
How'd you like a jelly bean that tastes like sardines? How about grass? Or ear wax? Or DIRT?
When you reach into a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, there's no telling what flavor you'll get.
Yes, right out of the Harry Potter series, it's
BERTIE BOTT'S
EVERY FLAVOR BEANS
It's a box containing 20 different flavors of jelly beans. Some of the beans are delicious, with flavors such as Toasted Marshmallow, Blueberry, and Grape Jelly. Other flavors, though, are on the questionable side, such as Black Pepper and Spinach. And some flavors are downright revolting -- Booger and Vomit for example.
Check out this chart to see all the flavors...
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bott-flavors.jpg
If you're a coward, you can check the flavor of each bean before you eat it. But it's more fun to close your eyes and take what you can get.
They're made by Jelly Belly, so the quality is terrific, even if the flavors are not. Each box contains 1.75 oz of candy.
Good luck!
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bott-2.jpg
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/slingshot-monkey-title.gif
What do you get when you cross a slingshot with a monkey?
Well, if it's a real monkey, you probably get a dead monkey. But if it's a toy monkey, you get this amazing new invention.
The Slingshot Monkey is a stuffed monkey dressed like a superhero -- complete with cape and mask so nobody will no his true identity. His forearms are made of super-stretchy rubber, with special pockets in the hands so you can get a good grip on him. When you pull him back and let him go, the Super Monkey goes soaring across the room or yard.
And not only does he fly up to 50 feet, but he SCREAMS ALONG THE WAY! There's some type of chip and speaker inside that is activated once the monkey is airborne.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/flyingmonkey-1.jpg
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/spork-title.jpg
(on a side note, super spork, LMAO. and i thought sporks were dumb...)
They said it couldn't be done! Some GENIUS has perfected something that was already perfect. That brilliant invention called The Spork has now been bested with the SUPER SPORK!
A common spork is an eating utensil with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other. But the SUPER Spork also has a knife built right in!
So now you can eat with one hand -- scooping with the spoon, stabbing with the fork, and cutting with the knife -- while your other hand does whatever it damn well pleases.
The Super Spork was made in Sweden and comes in various colors (our choice). According to the package, it was designed by the renowned Scandinavian designer Joachin Nordwall. Our stupid hats go off to you, Mr. Nordwall -- your Super Spork has now joined the Pantheon of weird eating utensils!
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/spork-1.jpg
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http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bowl-title.jpg
The guy who invented Inflate-A-Bowl was sure it would make him a millionaire. "An inflatable snack bowl! It's portable! It's practical! It'll be a sensation!"
Inflate-A-Bowl is really a delightfully silly product. Anyone can serve snacks in bowls of fine china or ceramic. But bring out an Inflate-A-Bowl full of trail mix or chips and watch your guests crack up.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/bowl-1.jpg
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HOSE NOSE
C A N D Y
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hosenose-1.jpg
HOSE NOSE CANDY is one of the dumbest (and grossest) candies I have ever seen. It's a plastic nose filled with -- there's no other way to say this -- liquid, candy snot.
Now, that alone makes it a Stupid Candy. But Hose Nose Candy takes it much FURTHER...
The nose has straps in each side and an indented area on the inside of the nose. So you're actually able to strap the thing over your ears and WEAR IT over your real nose.
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hosenose-2.jpg
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/hosenose-3.jpg
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You've been waiting your entire life for a candy this stupid. Well, that wait is over. Friends, get on your knees and pay homage to the stupidest candy to grace dcemu in eons...
Uncle Oinker's
GUMMY BACON
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/gummybacon-1.gif
That's right. America's favorite smoked-meat product has been reproduced as a tasty candy.
Uncle Oinkers Gummy Bacon comes packaged the same way as real bacon. In fact, it even LOOKS like real bacon. But rather than toss it into a frying pan, you can put it right in your mouth and savor it.
Sadly, Gummy Bacon does not actually taste like bacon. (the manufacturers weren't completely crazy) But it does have a delicious strawberry flavor. And it's still a lot of fun to peel off a bacon strip and pretend it's real.
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well, there it is. hope you guys had fun. see ya soon :rofl: