Chat with Saturn.com!

[JKKDARK]

http://www.saturn.com/saturn/helpcenter/index.jsp

Yes, you can get a live chat with one of the personnel and they will help you with your Saturn problems and questions :rofl:

Enjoy my conversation with one of the personnel:


Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Jane, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Jane: Good Evening!
Guest: Hello
Jane: How can I help you today?
Guest: I had a problem with my Saturn
Guest: The len is not working anymore
Jane: Have you taken your vehicle in for a proper evaluation?
Guest: Yes, but it still doesn't work
Guest: my Sega Saturn is PAL
Jane: Excuse me?
Guest: my Sega Saturn is european, and changing to an american len doesn't work
Guest: that's why I need to fix the european one
Jane: Please contact your local Saturn Retailer for vehicle repairs
Guest: They don't repair Saturn anymore since 1998, at least here on Munich
Jane: This chat service is only for the United States
Jane: Please contact the Saturn Customer Assistance Center at 1-800-553-6000. Representatives are available Monday through Friday from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. CST.
Guest: ok
Guest: so in the USA there's still serive for Saturn there
Jane: Yes, so if you're outside of the United States I can not assist you
Guest: ok thank you
Guest: I will call to the telephone number you gave me and see if they can repair my sega saturn
Jane: Thank you again for visiting Saturn.com. Also, a short survey will appear at the end of the session. I would greatly appreciate it if you would be able to complete it. It should only take you about a minute. Please exit the chat by selecting the "Gray Close Button" within the chat window when you are done chatting.
Guest: thanks for everything :)

please talk with them and post your conversations here :rofl:

[SnesR0X]

Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Jane, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Jane: Good Evening!
Jane: Slater, How can I assist you?
Guest: Well my Saturn seems to not be functioning properly
Guest: where may I send it to be reparied?
Guest: repaired*
Jane: I'm sorry that your vehicle is in need or repair at this time.
Jane: If you provide your zip code I can search for local Saturn Service Centers in your area
Guest: I dont have a zip code, I have a postal code
Jane: Are you located in Canada?
Guest: Yes
Jane: Click here for the Saturn of Canada web site
Guest: Oh why tahnk you, I didn't know that it had it's own Canadian site
Guest: Do you like metal? Dio pwns
Jane: Excuse me?
Jane: I'm not sure what you're referring to
Guest: Metal, a genre of music
Guest: ?
Jane: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
Guest: Is this a bot or a person?
Guest: Just wondering
Jane: I'm real person
Guest: I'm A real person
Guest: kthnxbai



lol :D

[VampDude]

Chat Information
Thank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat Information
Hello, this is Jane, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?

Jane: Good Evening!
Jane: How can I help you today?
Guest: Hello, my Saturn needs to be repaired.
Jane: Are you located in the United States?
Guest: Yes.
Jane: May I have your zip code to locate Saturn Retailers in your area?
Guest: 95220
Jane: Click here for a list of Saturn Retailers in your area
Guest: Will they repair my door?
Jane: Each Saturn Retailer has a Service Department available for repairs
Jane: You'll want to contact a Saturn Facility in your area to schedule an appointment to bring the vehicle in for repair
Guest: And will they repair it there and then?
Guest: Ok, I take that as a no then?
Jane: Mr.Samaguchi, please contact the Saturn Facility by phone and explain that you need the door repaired
Jane: The Saturn Facility will advise after the vehicle has been inspected if the repair can be done at that moment or if parts are necessary.
Guest: Will they be able to send me the part so I can fix it myself?
Jane: Were you able to access the link I provided Mr.Samaguchi?
Guest: No, the link did not work in my browser.
Jane: I was able to access the link
Jane: That's unusual
Guest: I think my dialup connection is bad.
Guest: Ok, goodbye!

Jane was boring, and did not answer my question! :mad:

[Dr._Zoidberg]

Hmmmm, this looks familiar. ;)

[Triv1um]

I will post some soon. I cant c+p.

[JKKDARK]

Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Teresa, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Teresa: Good Evening!
Guest: Hi teressa
Guest: Is there a cheaper car than the ones lsited in the site?
Teresa: Hello Mary, the ones on our site are for new/current models.
Teresa: Are you interested in pre owned?
Guest: Do you know about the Sega Saturn? I think it's from 1994
Guest: I would like to get that one pre-owned
Teresa: The pre owned information is available through the Saturn Retailers web site. Would you like a link giving you access to Saturn Retailers web sites?
Guest: yes
Teresa: Are you still with me?
Teresa: Great, can I please have your zip code?
Guest: I'm not in the US
Guest: do you send to Germany?
Teresa: I have access to information in the US only.
Guest: oh so the Saturn is only US exclusive
Teresa: We do not have access to this type of information.
Teresa: I can give you the number to our Assistance Center.
Teresa: Please contact the Saturn Customer Assistance Center at 1-800-553-6000. Representatives are available Monday through Friday from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. CST.
Guest: thank you
Guest: you type so fast!
Teresa: We have to for this job.
Teresa: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
Guest: ok i have a question which is a little personal, it's only one question
Guest: do you like Glam Metal?
Teresa: What is Glam Metal?
Guest: it's a music genre which was popular in the 80s, with bands like Bon Jovi, Poison, Def Leppard..
Teresa: I do enjoy listening to some of those bands, yet.
Guest: good!
Guest: they were so hot, do you agree with me?
Teresa: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
Guest: If you agree with me, I think I will not have any toher question
Teresa: I enjoyed listening to bon jovi.
Teresa: Have a great night.
Teresa: Thank you again for visiting Saturn.com. Also, a short survey will appear at the end of the session. I would greatly appreciate it if you would be able to complete it. It should only take you about a minute. Please exit the chat by selecting the "Gray Close Button" within the chat window when you are done chatting.

lol

[VampDude]

Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Katie, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Katie: Good Evening!
Guest: Hello
Katie: Hello
Katie: How may I assist you today?
Guest: I had a problem with my Saturn
Katie: I am sorry to hear that
Katie: Are you trying to locate a Service Center over seas?
Guest: My Saturn is PAL
Katie: For technical information, the Saturn Service Center will have the best information for you
Guest: I want to play Sega Rally
Katie: The nature of this chat has not been productive for our online services. Should you require vehicle shopping assistance in the future, please don’t hesitate to contact us; we are here to assist with your Saturn purchasing experience. As a result, I’ll need to make myself available for those requesting my assistance. Thank you for visiting saturn.com.
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Hmmmm, they never stay and talk to me! :(

[kcajblue]

たのしいですか？

lol, i just found out how to type in japanese.

anyway, looks like you guys are having fun.
some that stuff is pretty funny.

[VampDude]

たのしいですか？

lol, i just found out how to type in japanese.

anyway, looks like you guys are having fun.
some that stuff is pretty funny.

Yes, it's funny when I give JKK's username to the Saturn people when I speak to them! (I'm not giving them my own) :rofl:

[scarph]

Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Will, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Will: Good Evening!
Guest: Hey Will!
Will: Hello Equalizer!
Guest: I'm looking for a coupe thing that's sporty and really fast.
Will: Okay Great!
Will: The SKY Red Line!
Guest: Eh I hear that car is mostly for gays.
Guest: I want a manly car.
Will: What would you like to know about it?
Will: I have never heard of such a thing.
Guest: Well I just don't think it's manly
Will: Okay, are you interested in another Saturn vehicle?
Guest: I don't know
Will: I see.
Guest: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Will: Okay.
Guest: Level 20 Eroticism!

[VampDude]

Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Will, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Will: Good Evening!
Guest: Hey Will!
Will: Hello Equalizer!
Guest: I'm looking for a coupe thing that's sporty and really fast.
Will: Okay Great!
Will: The SKY Red Line!
Guest: Eh I hear that car is mostly for gays.
Guest: I want a manly car.
Will: What would you like to know about it?
Will: I have never heard of such a thing.
Guest: Well I just don't think it's manly
Will: Okay, are you interested in another Saturn vehicle?
Guest: I don't know
Will: I see.
Guest: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Will: Okay.
Guest: Level 20 Eroticism!

You should've told the guy that he was gay for suggesting a gay car! :rofl:

[souLLy]

Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationHello, this is Will, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Will: Good Evening!
Guest: Hey Will!
Will: Hello Equalizer!
Guest: I'm looking for a coupe thing that's sporty and really fast.
Will: Okay Great!
Will: The SKY Red Line!
Guest: Eh I hear that car is mostly for gays.
Guest: I want a manly car.
Will: What would you like to know about it?
Will: I have never heard of such a thing.
Guest: Well I just don't think it's manly
Will: Okay, are you interested in another Saturn vehicle?
Guest: I don't know
Will: I see.
Guest: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Will: Okay.
Guest: Level 20 Eroticism!

is dat sum classic copypasta?

[scarph]

yea i can't remember what it's called

some funny cyber sexer!