In our world we track boring things like unemployment or immigration rates. In Saints Row's world we track more important things like how many people have been battered to death with a giant sex toy. That figure is 2 million and counting, by the way, which is impressive. Apparently, players of Saints Row: The Third have also killed 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes, and have spent an accumulative two years running around naked as they drop-kick members of the public."5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That's 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world," says THQ. Lol.
This Saints Row The Third stats page would give The Daily Mail staff nosebleeds.