http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/imag...0_newssoap.jpg
The Mountain Dew scented oil in these NES controller soaps probably won't attract an ideal mate, and there's absolutely no way that D-Pad feels good on one's more sensitive regions. But hey, nostalgia! $34 for 4.
http://gizmodo.com/5421524/nes-contr...h-mountain-dew
