your vagina is a buffet hope its all you can eat
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your vagina is a buffet hope its all you can eat
Is this the "Best pick up line to get you slapped across the face 3 times?" thread?
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lol, my manly hands are getting soft like a girly girl
is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants
im out for this dday.
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boobies to remember
........Wanna FU%K???
You will be slapped a lot... but you will be rewarded by some women.
Good luck trying this one folks.
Another one:
You got REALLY beautiful eyes
.......well thankyou
Your welcome.... Wanna F&#K
Same thing... but a better aproach.
This one worked for me a couple of times....then again I did get slapped a couple of times too:
"Wow...I've never seen a girl get me as hard like you have" lol.
"want to go back to my place and make more of our species?"
"want to go to your place and continue the human race?"
i heard those from some show, can't remember which one
how about this one:
you have 206 bones in your body... do you fancy one more?
they call me the tornado!!!
got slapped for that one
dam baby you sure can make bannanas cream
got slapped for that to
have you ever saw the movie thrust??
slapped again
lets go to my forest and start sum jungle fever
slapped
try these no garantee there gonna work
i laughed at all of your stuff im crying with laughter