Horrible translation thread!

If you've played a game that suffered from a HORRIBLE translation, post the platform, the game, the character that said it, and a the horrid translation.

Example -Nes, Metal Gear 2(I think), no idea, "I FEEL ASLEEP!"

Er...Better example-Nintendo DS, Mega Man Battle Network 5: Double Team, Megaman, "I'm on flames!"

And now, the horrid translations:

Nes, Metal Gear 2(I think), no idea, "I FEEL ASLEEP!"

Nintendo DS, Mega Man Battle Network 5: Double Team, Megaman, "I'm on flames!"

POST THEM!

How dare you create this thread without mentioning "All your base are belong to us" on the first post.

Holy crap, you're right! I'm so ashamed!

I'M ON FLAMES WITH ASHAMED!

I still feel the cheezy quotes from the original arcade Street Fighter might be some of the worst bits of text... EVER!

Know any of them?

POST THEM!

I still like "I'm on flames!" One of the only reasons I've bought the game was to see the famous misspellations and hilarious horrid translations.