Kotaku Off Topic: Apple Corpse [How Is This News?]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image..._quarrymen.jpgWelcome back to Kotaku Off Topic, where things not necessarily video game related are discussed. Up for discussion tonight? Whatever you want.
Actually, what do you want? My daily internet travels are often limited to a tiny subset of the internet, generally movies, music, world news, technology, general nerdiness. But what do you read on a regular basis, besides Kotaku? Sports, fashion, religion, politics, humor... what are you reading on a regular basis and where are you reading it online?
Of course, if you'd rather prefer we continue to do all the heavy linking, here's some things from the day that may interest you.

• MacGruber trailer - This will clearly be awful, but I must see it. The trailer is exceptional.
• NBC to Pay $40 Million to Show Conan O'Brien the Door - Conan will get paid, be off the air for some time.
• Marc Webb To Direct New Spider-Man Trilogy!? - Yes, is the answer. The 500 Days of Summer guy will reboot Spider-Man.
• Charting the Beatles - amazing Beatles related infographics, from song key per album to collaboration/songwriting trends.
• The Complete iPhone v.4 Rumor Roundup - A comprehensive look at what will likely make my iPhone even more obsolete next week.

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