Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Worst Sonic & Sega Cameos Edition Winners [Photoshop]

This past week saw, by far, the most entries we've had in the young history of the Kotaku 'Shop Contest. The gallery of 20 just doesn't do it justice. I had three times as many worthy candidates, forcing hard choices.
Ultimately, here is your 20-pack of fun. Everyone, though, please take a bow and if you feel you got ripped off, by all means re-post in the comments because the entry field was just that good.
Our subject was the worst possible crossover cameos in Sonic & Sega All-Stars racing, and you guys went hog wild. FuuRe_cl brought the greatest video game IP disaster of all time into the discussion. himynameisadam and Tempest-Lord went with more current games. strikephoenix did what we in the comedy business call a "call-back." OrionSaint and Scott Wilson found inspiration in cable news.
Honorable mention to mahamajama for the very subtle inclusion of the Popemobile. My personal favorite this week is NixNada's, though. Enjoy the gallery, and we'll see you tomorrow for your next assignment.
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets..._angryhead.jpgangryhead
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...taingordon.jpgcaptaingordon
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...thetaliban.jpgDanTheTaliban
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...x_deanbmmv.jpgDeanbmmv
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...icecomplex.jpgEdificeComplex
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...x_fuure_cl.jpgFuuRe_cl
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...nameisadam.jpghimynameisadam
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets..._kyosen_02.jpgkyosen
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...laikapants.jpglaikapants
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...mahamajama.jpgmahamajama
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets..._nasserkun.jpgnasserkun
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...0x_nixnada.jpgNixNada
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...onsaint_01.jpgOrionSaint
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...0x_padenya.jpgpadenya
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...ott_wilson.jpgScott Wilson
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...etagentcow.jpgSecretAgentCow
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...lferjam_01.jpgSilferjam
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...ikephoenix.jpgstrikephoenix
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...mpest-lord.jpgtempest-lord
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...0x_wyndorf.jpgwyndorf


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