The Chuck Norris joke thread

This is the Chuck Norris joke thread. Post your favorites!

here are a few of my favorite:

When Chuck Norris jumps into a swimming pool, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

(i made up this one) Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the black off of Micheal Jackson.

im sorry but the junk thread died.... this is consider a spam:(

...and did you time travel from last summer, the summer of chuck norris jokes?

chuck norris's tears revive the dead but too bad he doesnt cry.

when chuck norris bench presses he doesnt push the weight up, he pushes the earth down.

I reported this thread because I think it's spam and there's not discussion.

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Originally Posted by JKKDARK

I reported this thread because I think it's spam and there's not discussion.

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and I reported your comment because there was no need to tell us that you had done so, SPAM comment.

Ontopic -

On the discussion of Chuck Norris jokes I find this one a fave:

what the hell. its not spam, its a joke thread. thats not spamming at all.

That was great, S34MU5!