I am the law

Anyone missed me? I know everyone did. Everyone miss Chuck Norris.

I am back, I'm here to make the rules, as a Texas Ranger. This is a word of advice, I'm angry, don't get in my way. From now on, I am the law.

Moderators don't give infractions/ban to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris give infractions/ban moderators.

Or he'll punch mods in the face through their monitors with the magical fist behind his beard.

Talk about being cocky. O_o
Ban me.

Chuck Norris has crappy grammar.

Whoops! Smite me. :p

Lol chuck norris got wooped by bruce lee!

You are not the law anymore

Chuck Norris is kick ass! If anyone can do it he can!

Chuck Norris is queer and outdated.

Stop this or you will have to face the consequences.

Chuck Norris seems to be a no one in this forum mabe he could gain a reputation for actually doing something first. :D.