"Most Random Things Posted" Contest #1

Hello, and welcome to the first ever "Most Random Things Posted" Contest! Post the most random thing you can think of, and after a few days or so, you can vote for the most random thing! So get thinking, get typing, and get random!
Here is my entry...
Would you like fries on that ketchup?

Weren't you told to not do this?

He started the thread a few minutes before Kaiser posted in the other thread. Anyways, as K said, this would be junk.